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[Mo1]

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Thread 318

[lodwick]

25 Phrases Of Wisdom

1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.

2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

12. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

15. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

25. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.


184 posted on 6/20/02 4:16 PM Central by whoever

[operation clinton cleanup]

Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

Those are great! But this one hits close to home after my recent move. I shed 10 years worth of junk I collected several weeks ago and find a need for something I had almost everyday!

[Mo1]

Fox now talking about OKC bombing/islamic connection.

IMO .. there is .. my only problem is there are soooooooooo many conspiracy theories that are way out there floating around that I'm not sure the media will take it seriously

[sweetliberty]

Good ones Loddy. Thanks.

[Windshark]

I'm not sure I take you seriously either...

:-)

[Mo1]

He was right not to trust them .. they think their sheet doesn't stink and it stinks all the way up the street ..

Well I gotta go lay down and get rid of this headache .. WHAT A DAY I've had .. Spent the day with mom .. another long story .. but when I went to pick her up .. the dang dog died .. had a heart attack or something .. WHAT A FRIGGIN DAY .. LOL

OK .. BBL

[Mo1]

Smar man .. LOL

[Windshark]

Nice list!

Actually...awesome list!

[Windshark]

Gotta go....Had to say hi.

Heading back to work...and work.....and more work....

bye for now.

:-)

[Cuttnhorse]

Great list Loddy, I did erase his one before showing it to my wife:

15. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

[operation clinton cleanup]

the dang dog died

Sorry to hear that. That has to be rough, dogs become a member of the family over time.

[Servant of the Nine]

I just got in but Fox News is reporting the the DOJ has issued an investigation on the Intell Committe Leaks

I hope they need the SOB's .. I WANT NAMES!!!!

It won't come out at first. The investigation will get results and then these puds will be asked if they want to vote with the Pres., or to be in front of a Grand Jury just before the elections.

So9

[Cuttnhorse]

.. the dang dog died

Sorry to hear that Mo, just when you think things can't get any worse.

[Servant of the Nine]

whoever it is .. nail the SOB TO THE FRIGGIN WALL

I wish. Having a Senator (Leahy) serving out the rest of his term in the slam for espionage would put the fear of God into the rest of them.

So9

[operation clinton cleanup]

Senator Leahy would be an obvious choice if I were a profiler, or using common sense.

[Servant of the Nine]

The Republican and Democratic heads of the House and Senate inteligence comittees have requested a DOJ investigation into leaks from the comittee.

So9

[catpuppy]

You want more sinister? I have hired a bear.

I think we have met. Does he snarl a lot?

[catpuppy]

Now, cp, that ain't right. LOL That's just low.

It is not my fault. Nully put me up to it. Or was it ratty? Anyway, I wasn't here. Maybe Valerie did it. She forged my name. I am sure of it.

[ValerieUSA]

After learning of the extremely bizarre, untrustworthy and risky behavior of Condit, the Republican head of the Congressional Intel Committee did not force him to step down. I have no faith in any of them whatsoever.

[ValerieUSA]

Your mom's dog died? Right as you arrived?