LEARNING CURVE-Chelsea Clinton Seen Purchasing Pregnancy Kits at Oxford University Pharmacy..

The New York Post ^ | May 31, 2002 | Richard Johson

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Did Chelsea Clinton drink too much one night?

And is she pregnant?

The London Sun printed pictues yesterday of the former first daughter staggering out of a London nightclub on the arm of her beau, Ian Klaus.

The paper reports she needed help keeping upright after a night of boozing.

In an unrelated story--though they could be related--

The New Globe reports that Chelsea recently bought two home pregnancy kits at a pharmacy near Oxford University..

[codebreaker]

The British tabs are the most ruthless in the world-Chels will get by with nothing over there

[PJ-Comix]

I thought heavy drinking of alcohol was DANGEROUS to the unborn babies. Doesn't alcohol cause damage to the fetus?

[Diddle E. Squat]

I recently bought some sandals and a jumbo pack of toilet paper from Wal-mart.

[gridlock]

Fear not, PJ. The health of this baby will not be a long term concern. Chelsea is pro-choice, dontcha know.

[TADSLOS]

They're for daddy. He can't afford any more phantom babies in his life. It would mean at least two more speaking engagements a month to make the payments.

[TomGuy]

It's spawning !

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For Bubba's new squeeze Naiomi Campbell?

[Steven W.]

exactly my thinking - Chelsea is probably just dying to have her first abortion.

[codebreaker]

Like John Hurt in the movie Alien!!

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We were discussing the very same thing yesterday on the Guild.

[Alberta's Child]

Hillary obviously didn't seem to care.

[nothingnew]

Her Satanic parents notwithstanding, Chelsea's just a kid with a lot of growing up to do; she doesn't deserve this.

I agree with you...I could care less what chel does...until she runs for office or gets appointed to some gov job, I don't need to know anything about her.

FMCDH

[codebreaker]

Madonna or Dontella Verace her new buds can arrange to get rid of her 'problem.'

[PJ-Comix]

The health of this baby will not be a long term concern. Chelsea is pro-choice, dontcha know.

But if Chelsea wants a career in politics then she shouldn't have an abortion. The Daddy is right there (assuming it is Ian Klaus) so no reason why he shouldn't support the child and/or marry Chelsea. However, even if she isn't sure whether to abort or not, it is still stupid to drink so much since it can't be doing the unborn child any good and there is always the possibility of keeping the baby.

[Rebelbase]

The sweet sound of truth!

[dead]

I wonder how many pups will be in her litter.

[flyervet]

They might not be for her, but rather a friend or roommate too scared or nervous to buy them for herself. It's a common situation in this age group after all. Of course, given the reliability of the British tabloids, or lack thereof, there's also the possibility that Chelsea never even set foot in the pharmacy. After all, why on earth would Chelsea Clinton buy her own pregnancy test knowing the tabloids are watching her every move?

[codebreaker]

This makes sense, I was wondering why Chels marriage was happening so soon.

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She bought 2.