Freeoples Thread 312

[Mo1]

Freeoples ....

Thread 312

[Mo1]

Morning Y'all ... What is going on with the Leader of Pakistan and him speaking on TV .. Fox News has it on????

[sweetliberty]

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said "OK, OK. You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!" The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive my Vette over there to visit?" The genie laughed , "That's impossible. Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete-how much steel! And the maintenance of that bridge! No - think of another wish."

The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said, "I'm married to a redhead. So, I wish that I could under-stand her ...... know how she feels inside and what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment...... know what she really wants when she says 'nothing'...know how to make her truly happy......I want to know how she can be so damn sexy one second and be the devils daughter, the next. I really want to under-stand her and how she thinks!" The genie said, "You want that bridge with two lanes or four?"

[sweetliberty]

Q:What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
A:Normal

Q: Why aren't there any more redhead jokes?
A: Someone told them to a redhead.

Q:What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: A redhead!

[sweetliberty]

Hadn't seen that. I was watching MASH. What'd he say?

[Mo1]

Here is a thread about it

Pakistani President Mussharaf Calls on India for Peace Talks

OK .. gotta go do some cleaning .. BBS

[ValerieUSA]

You hit the motherlode of redhead jokes - .38 should see these.

[ValerieUSA]

I was listening to him while reading the Sunday paper (didn't get around to it yesterday) and I have the impression that Paki's prez is pissed at the international disapproval of his nuke weapons testing and alleged aggression in Kashmir. He is insisting that Pakistan was not behind the terrorist attacks in India and that India is too hasty in its accusations and that Pakistan isn't blaming India for the attacks it has had.

[null and void]

Geez Nully, I think you scared Swervie off smooching on him. Hehehe..

If I'd known that was all it would take, I'da done it years ago...

[null and void]

If you love a Redhead, set her free....if she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent on your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she's yours.

ummm, you're both redheads, right?....

[sweetliberty]

"If I'd known that was all it would take, I'da done it years ago..."

ROTFLMBO!

[Servant of the Nine]

This is great. It sounds like Bush is taking press conference lessons from Rummy. LOL

Weary, Bush mocks reporter

So9

[null and void]

And yet, he hasn't shut down the Madrassas schools has he?...

[sweetliberty]

If you love a redhead, she'll love you forever.
If you turn your back on her, it'll be the last thing you ever do.

[null and void]

You forgot your calm down pills this morning, didn't you???

[sweetliberty]

"you're both redheads, right?...."

Cautious. Smart man. ;-)

[sweetliberty]

"You forgot your calm down pills this morning, didn't you???"

*Smooch*

[Mo1]

FOX NEW ALERT .. another bombing in a Mall in Isreal .. at least 15 injuried

[sweetliberty]

I just saw that.

[sweetliberty]

They're now saying that at least 50, not 15, were injured in the latest bombing.

[ValerieUSA]

The Seattle P-I has an article about the TLC TV show Trading Spaces