Freeoples Thread 312

[Mo1]

Freeoples ....

Thread 312

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Two of them have you...

*smootch*

[sweetliberty]

Geez Nully, I think you scared Swervie off smooching on him. Hehehe..

[ValerieUSA]

I really like my ULEAD DVD maker software. I can put a lot of slideslows of images onto a dvd and put music to each one with wav files. I want to keep fidgeting with all the slideshows though and making the pictures fall at the right places in the songs --- I had better stick with instrumentals. *L* I did get a good one worked out for Marty Robbins' Castle in the Sky

[Mo1]

WOW a storm just rolled in and knocked the power out again ... I guess it is a good thing the laptop has a battery backup .. LOL

But wow what a difference it is using this again .. boy dial up sure is slooooooooooooow

[sweetliberty]

"boy dial up sure is slooooooooooooow"

Horribly! Well, I'm outta here. See y'all in the morning. Goodnight.

[ValerieUSA]

yeow... power knock-outs are really rare here - I don't know why. We have lots of trees and lots of storms. I'm listening to Roger Miller's King of the Road getting in the mood for a road trip.

[Mo1]

OK .. Power is back .. kind of hard to paint in candle light ... LOL

[ValerieUSA]

I need to find out how to convert my songs off of CDs into wav files -- the dvdmaker software only uses wavs. I'll figure it out.

[ValerieUSA]

The Old Masters of painting didn't have electric lights, Mo. Think of yourself as a classic artist. Mo Da Vinci.

[Mo1]

Think of yourself as a classic artist. Mo Da Vinci.

I've been called classic before ... but artist never followed that .. LOL

[sweetliberty]

"getting in the mood for a road trip."

I'm always in the mood for a road trip.

[sweetliberty]

"but artist never followed that"

LOL!

[sweetliberty]

George Dubya and Dick Cheney are watching the 6 o'clock news one evening. Cheney bets Dubya $50 that the man in the lead story, who is threatening to jump from a 40 story building, will jump. "I'll take that bet," Dubya replied.

A few minutes later, the newscaster breaks in to report that the man had, indeed, jumped from the building. Cheney, feeling sudden guilt for having bet on such an incident, turns to Dubya and tells him that he does not need to pay the $50.

"No, a bet's a bet," Dubya replied, "I owe you $50 dollars."

Cheney, feeling even more guilty, replied, "No, you don't understand, I saw the 3:00 edition, so I knew how it was going to turn out."

"That's okay," said Dubya, "I saw it earlier too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."

[ValerieUSA]

Good Memorial Day Morning FReeople

[sweetliberty]

If you love a Redhead, set her free....if she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent on your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she's yours.

[sweetliberty]

Q: What's the true definition of a blonde?
A: Redhead with the fire of passion missing.

[sweetliberty]

Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.

[sweetliberty]

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a redhead in bed?
A: A blonde let's you leave the bed when you are satisfied- a redhead let's you leave the bed when SHE is satisfied.

[sweetliberty]

Two sailors on shore leave, walking down the street. They spot a beautiful blonde. First sailor asks his friend "Have you ever slept with a blonde?" Second sailor replies that he has. They walk on further and see an even more beautiful brunette. FS" Have you ever slept with a brunette?" SS" Why yes, in fact I've slept with brunettes on many occasions" They walk on a little further, and see a gorgeous redhead, who leaves the other two girls for dead. FS" Have you ever slept with a redhead then?" His companion looks at him and replies "Not a wink!

[sweetliberty]

"How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
There's a hammer embedded in the monitor.