Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 011

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[palo verde]

but Westy did the honourable thing, or was forced

nice of westy to do the honourable thing

[palo verde]

That wild man hasn't done the ''honorable'' thing yet

we can only hope

[palo verde]

I get ''page cannot be displayed'' too
but everyone on thread said joke is funny

[palo verde]

He's been supervising the workmen, from his pew in the tapas bar downstairs, in between mouthfuls of squid and sherry

ac brings continental class to dregs and flakes

[grannie9]

Hola Palo.. Just sending out for Chinese for dinner.. It's been a long time since I've had this good stuff.. Al's on his way to see his little Chinese girlfriend.. She'll say, "Yal, where you been? You been to Fl? She loves him..

Couldn't find a good Chinese restaurant in Fl.. I am still filling the puter with stuff.. Guess I might download some upgrades and patches tonight while I sleep..

Oh.. Loddy and Habs.. Here's lookin at ya.. lol

[lodwick]

Cheers Gran! Don't "Help" your puter when you're "helping" yourself. Please. Trust me on this one!

I've downloaded more bullshit proggies, helps, speed up your puter, porn, information, etc, after a couple or five cocktails, that totally wrecked my systems.

Look at MrPuter in the am, and then decide what, if anything, needs to be done.

[lodwick]

[grannie9]

Lod.. the only thing I would be downloading would be the updates for XP.. It may take awhile.. I've heard.. I will check it out and see first.. Promise... ;)

[grannie9]

You have mail... ;)

[habs4ever]

AC brings English sang froid to the thread as well, plus a dash of Port now and then ;-)I think I'll have to call it a night as me tummy is acting up, and that means a long evening awaits in my "office" ;-)LOL...be good, you hear!!Make sure Grannie burps after her Chinese meal ;-)

[Darksheare]

*You know that you are tired when you see them dragging a giant clam across the highway. Who are they? You will know them when you see them.*

I must admit, I felt the very reality around me twist and lurch again. I grabbed hold of my things and held on for dear life -I didn't want to lose anything should I end up elsewhere again! The bucking got worse and can only be describe as being locked inside a barrel at a drunken Giant's Debauch and being kicked around like a football. Then the confusion of the senses came again. Last I knew, it was the fiftieth day of my Imprisonment in the Outside.

*cobwebs in my head...*
I awoke to find that I was bound utterly hand and foot as a bare pair of feet sat planted before my eyes. Slowly I realized that I was facing the floor, and that the feet were to my right. Vaguely I remember someone humming beside me. The tune I could not make out. It seemed random and yet strangely uplifting, even in my sorry circumstances!

I tried to turn my head and look at the Hummer and, to my surprise, found a tall Woman. She was apparently doing some kind of 'divination' over me to determine from whence I came. Once she was done, she turned to someone I could not see and spoke a few words I couldn't understand. Her afore-mentioned assistant came and unbound me, I fell roughly to the dirt, and picked me up. I was put into a kind of hut, my things were spread out and had been examined as well. I will write more as it happens. Passing strange. This place isn't at all like the last one.

[lodwick]

OK - be strong! Good luck - close all proggries and blast off to download heaven. Orgasmic - I've heard.

[palo verde]

hi chickie
I let Bill have nother hour and half to work on his letter to Rusty
I didn't read it, but when I came over to save it
his last line described orange and green thing he saw in sky on way home from cave trip
seems his letter is bout his cave trip, the orange and green thing he said he still doesn't know what it is
Love, Palo

[lodwick]

Hey Darks! You should have immediately positioned the tall lady over the hood of her vehicle and brought her to heavenly bliss. Repeatedly!

If you are up to the task. ;-)

[palo verde]

hi oki, hi loddy
it was brilliant hot dry beautiful here all day long
I'm happy Sun is settin' now tho
the cool will be refreshin'
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

while bill was on puter
I read ''Mrs Pollifax and the Golden Triangle''
I watered my house plants
I cooked a burrito
and I tried to read book bout the Saint's adventures
(Simon Templar)
I am not enjoyin' bein' back in the 1930s tho
seems like such a dense time
love, palo

[habs4ever]

I've read 4 of the Saint series...hope you like them :-)Next, try Bulldog Drummond.

[palo verde]

I liked mrs polifax's adventures in thailand
but I enjoy your writing far more than ''the saint''
you are more alive and interesting

[grannie9]

Forget it Loddy.. I'm calling it a night.. No downloads this evening.. The only thing going down is me..

Ahhhhh... no Habs.. I meant down to my mattress.. The one without magnets..

See you all tomorrow..

Good night Mr. Calabash.. wherever you are...... ;)

[palo verde]

hi habs
I'll try Bulldog Drummond now
the the whole time I was readin' saint book I couldn't wait for Bill to finish his letter, so I could get back on-line
maybe it's the kind of book which is good to read, when my mind is a mess and I just want to calm down
it didn't really hold my interest
love, palo