Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 009

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THREAD 009

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[palo verde]

GO Habs
you're on a roll
you can beat Carolina

[grannie9]

I still have my 1 1/2 pounder in the frig waiting for me.. We got more lobster for the guy's stew.. They love lobster stew.. It's a good price now and hard shelled and full.. Good time to make a pig of yourself.. ;) Our new Shaw's supermarket has it on sale.. Strike while the iron's hot girls... lol

[Windshark]

As a sentimental Habs fan cept if'n they played the Redwings....

I'd say it's all over now....they've given up. Sorry to say...it looks bad.

:-(

[palo verde]

I just like sitting in the shallow end playing with the toddlers and getting sunburned.

if you don't plan to swim, just buy shorts and a halter
and change into something dry when you get out of water
bathing suits are not cheap
buy yourself pretty jewelry instead

[grannie9]

100? Holy Sh!titski.. That's too damned hot.. I'd take your my life..

[palo verde]

the Habs haven't given up
they just scored a goal
Carolina looks scared to me
GO Habs

[palo verde]

Go Habs
you can take this team

[grannie9]

I want to be in bed before Habs comes on if they lose... Good idea? He's bad enough normal.. I don't want to deal with him if he's depressed...;)

[palo verde]

it's hot here chickie
guy who hugged and kissed Lulu in park
said it's sposed to cool down
and then jump to 110
(of course he's same one who said Lulu is chubby and needs to go on diet)
he might live in fantasyland

desert is hot in summer, we call it coolin' off
when it drops back into 90s

[palo verde]

Habs won't lose
prentice has weird sense of humor

[palo verde]

he likes havin' drinkypoo with witchypoo
don't rush off to bed

[grannie9]

RE: COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of an old friend, by the name of Common Sense. Common Sense lived a long life but died in the United States from heart failure on the brink of the new millennium.

No one really knows how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He selflessly devoted his life to service in schools, hospitals, homes, factories helping folks get jobs done without fanfare and foolishness.

For decades, petty rules, silly laws, and frivolous lawsuits held no power over Common Sense. He was credited with cultivating such valued lessons as to know when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, and that life isn't always fair.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn), reliable parenting strategies (the adults are in charge, not the kids), and it's okay to come in second.

A veteran of the Industrial Revolution, the Great Depression, and the Technological Revolution, Common Sense survived cultural and educational trends including body piercing, whole language, and "new math."

But his health declined when he became infected with the "If-it-only-helps-one-person-it's-worth-it" virus.

In recent decades his waning strength proved no match for the ravages of well intentioned but overbearing regulations.

He watched in pain as good people became ruled by self-seeking lawyers. His health rapidly deteriorated when schools endlessly implemented zero-tolerance policies. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, a teen suspended for taking a swig of mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.

It declined even further when schools had to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student but could not inform the parent when a female student was pregnant or wanted an abortion.

Finally, Common Sense lost his will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, criminals received better treatment than victims, and federal judges stuck their noses in everything from the Boy Scouts to professional sports. Finally, when a woman, failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, was awarded a huge settlement, Common Sense threw in the towel.

As the end neared, Common Sense drifted in and out of logic but was kept informed of developments regarding questionable regulations such as those for low flow toilets, rocking chairs, and stepladders.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by two stepbrothers: My Rights, and Ima Whiner. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

-Author Unknown

[grannie9]

No drinkypoos for Witchypoo tonight.. A little sliver of pie.. and I'm out of here, and I don't even have a magnetic mattress pad, Loddy.

[palo verde]

that will put the smile back on habs' face case his team loses
(luckily it won't)

[palo verde]

you're outta here already
you just arrived
I see I'm gonna have to start gettin' up early again if I wanna hang out with you

[grannie9]

I think you will have to. You've been a real slouching lay-a-bed lately.. Bad Palo.. bad, bad Palo.. Maybe I'll try to sleep late tomorrow, but I doubt it will work.. This old bod is in a rut, and I can't seem to fix the road..

[Windshark]

6-1 now...

Not funny...no humour here.

:-(

[habs4ever]

Stay and have one drink, at least ;-)Palo, are you inflating and rising like a bakery roll ready for the oven?lol

[habs4ever]

I didn't expect much this season, so even getting to the playoffs was a treat.For a while, it looked like the Habs may take the Canes, but alas, they folded in game 4, and now injuries, bad coaching and questionable refereeing have caught up to them.I'd still say the season was a success and something very positive to build upon.It's only hockey :-)

[palo verde]

hi chickie
for past two nights I wake up in middle of night
am awake for two hours
then oversleep in mornin'
I used to wake up at dawn
lol new age books now say we are releasin' bad memories which go all the way back to when we first incarnated on the planet
Love, Palo