Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 009

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THREAD 009

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[westmex]

Could see and read the joke in the log last night, but not this afternoon. Get, Can't find server..Page cannot be displayed....Does this confuse things even more?....
....Westy....

[lodwick]

[grannie9]

This is for you an Palo Neets.. Enjoy.. lol

NEW YORKER MATH

A construction boss in Boston was interviewing men when along came a guy named Vinny from New York. I'm not hiring any wise-ass New Yorker, the foreman thought, so he made up a test hoping that Vinny wouldn't be able to answer the questions, and he'd be able to refuse him the job without getting into a dispute.

"Here's your first question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."

"Widout numbiz?" Vinny says. "Dat's easy," and he proceeds to draw 3 trees.

"What's this?" the boss asks.

The New Yorker replies, "Ain't you got no brains? Tree 'n Tree 'n Tree makes nine. Faghedaboutit......"

"Fair enough," says the Boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time use the number 99."

Vinny stares into space for a minute, then picks up the picture he has drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Dare ya go, Buddy."

The Boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"

Vinny says "Each a da tree's is dirty now! So it's dirty tree 'n dirty tree' n dirty tree-dat's 99".

The Boss is getting worried he's going to have to hire the New Yorker, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules but this time use 100."

Vinny stares into space again, then picks up the picture once again, makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Dare ya go, Mac, a hunnert."

The Boss looks at the picture for a moment and says, "You must be nuts if you think that represents 100!"

New York Vinny leans forward and points to the marks at the base of the trees.

"A little doggie comes along and takes a crap on each a dem trees, so now ya got dirty tree an' a turd, dirty tree an' a turd, dirty tree an' a turd - which makes one hundred.

Bada boom, bada bing. When do I freakin' start?"

[lodwick]

;-)

[Neets]

HEHEEH good one grannie..and that's how my Dad always sounded too..HEHEHE..I LOVED IT

[grannie9]

LOL.. I thought you might.. I loved it too.. Got it from my girlfriend in Nu Yawwwk...

[grannie9]

Loddy.. ;)

[lodwick]

Cheers! bbmuchl

[grannie9]

Hey.. what do you mean bbml.. I'm just having one with you.. drat!!! LOL

[grannie9]

I guess you're forcing me into eating dinner.. I never drink alone.. lol

[palo verde]

I'm back from swimmin'
the gun shop
fast food mexican
I bought an ice cream cone in gun shop
and tacos at fast food mexican
the gunshop is a trip
(Bill was there to get his rifle repaired)
I hung out by ice cream freezer and clothes dept
lol they have clothes which are full of holes
that is sposed to make you look like a tree
it reminded me of an old winestore I once found on Delancy St
where you knew it has been there since the 1940s (at least)
and they never changed the decor
here they had a poster up for baretta (I think)
saying been in business since 1546
I guess guns have been round l-o-n-g time
some of the handguns looked cute
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

rofl chickie, your joke is funny

[palo verde]

I don't think Al Gore is gay (I think he is in love with his wife)
but I think slick willy is gay
my office isn't as bad as it used to be, cause I got everything off the floor and put it in bathrub when rugman came
and only some stuff is on floor now
but the dogs eat in here
and there are steak bones all over the floor
I have two rooms of my own and bathroom
I don't understand why he has to make all those faces when he walks into my office, it's not that bad
(too bad bout my cigs burning all those holes in carpet, I don't know how it happened)
Love, Palo

[westmex]

I think the gun poster was for Beretta. And yes they have been around for a long time....So are you going to become a gun moll?
......Westy.....

[habs4ever]

Palo, the gun moll? Has potential Westy...and goes with her bangles, rattlesnake jewellry, sandles, and sun dresses.....plus, she has more than enough pocketbooks to hold a nice lil weapon.Alas, though, she'd forget it everyday at the pool ;-)lol

[palo verde]

yes Beretta, that was it!
rofl those guns were cute and you know I have 72 pocketbooks
all I have in it is my wallet
my curls are too tangled for hairbrush
the guns looked light and would fit in nicely
but when push came to shove I'd rather spend the dough on new Navajo bracelet
(the gun wasn't that cute)
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

rofl
you and I posted at same time
you have flair for understandin' accessories

[palo verde]

lol I guess if I bought the gun, I'd have to find my lipstick
seems like a pocketbook with a gun in it should have a lipstick too

[habs4ever]

Animal fats do tend to stink after a time, so it maybe a good idea to get the used bones off the rug.The ciggy burns come with the territory......and...folding clothes is easier than you think, plus taking a nice cool bath maybe just the ticket on a hot Juy day :-)

[westmex]

Is the Navaho bracelet going to do the job repeling the bad guy when he/she/or it shows up. That is the question my dear.
.......Westy....