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Freeoples Thread 307

Posted on 05/06/2002 8:14:39 AM PDT by Mo1

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Thread 307



TOPICS: Freeoples; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: humor; news; politics
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To: ValerieUSA;Letitring
I suppose there are some women my age who have had four kids and can still wear a bikini, but I'm not one of them. I HATE THOSE WOMEN. There. I feel better.

YEA WHAT SHE SAID!!!

101 posted on 05/06/2002 12:48:50 PM PDT by Mo1
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To: MaligneInterceptor
imagine Helen Thomas in a thong

You are a SICK SICK SICK MAN!!!

102 posted on 05/06/2002 12:49:23 PM PDT by Mo1
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To: lodwick
Hi there Jim!! They fine us too!! It's just a "road tax". Nothing more, nothing less. Another tax. Lynn
103 posted on 05/06/2002 12:50:02 PM PDT by Canadian Outrage
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To: MaligneInterceptor
Eric!!! - Right on. So glad all is well. However, you may have to resort our household methods of raising children - wooden spoons are bought by the bushel basket!! LOL. Hi to Martha. Love Lynn
104 posted on 05/06/2002 12:53:02 PM PDT by Canadian Outrage
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To: Mo1;ValerieUSA
Do I detect a slight note of stretch mark syndrome?
105 posted on 05/06/2002 12:58:17 PM PDT by catpuppy
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To: MaligneInterceptor
imagine Helen Thomas in a thong... it's one of the few advantages of being nearsighted.

You get close enough to tell?...

106 posted on 05/06/2002 1:00:38 PM PDT by null and void
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To: MaligneInterceptor
*LOL* I'm so glad the baby is okay because that can be a serious complication, but if I had been a witness, I would have been yelling, "Pull it OUT!" too.
109 posted on 05/06/2002 1:07:32 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: MaligneInterceptor
A real SCI FI moment.

YIKES! LOL!!!

110 posted on 05/06/2002 1:07:57 PM PDT by null and void
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To: ValerieUSA
but if I had been a witness, I would have been yelling, "Pull it OUT!" too.

Nine months late, Val...

111 posted on 05/06/2002 1:09:23 PM PDT by null and void
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To: catpuppy
I'm not going to talk about it any more catpuppy. The damage is done, bikinis are out of the question. *L*
112 posted on 05/06/2002 1:09:26 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: MaligneInterceptor
Really IS amazing isn't it?? I remember when I was a student nurse, doing my training in the "case room" - the first time I saw a baby born, I became teary. There is something very very special about that procedure. I wasn't even a mother then. But it was a very touching experience.
113 posted on 05/06/2002 1:10:08 PM PDT by Canadian Outrage
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To: null and void
*LOL* A birth witness, not a conception witness. *L* A baby is a good thing - A stuck baby is a reason to holler.
114 posted on 05/06/2002 1:11:03 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
Actually labour is a reason to HOLLER!! LOL. The crying for the mother is usually relief!!
115 posted on 05/06/2002 1:12:59 PM PDT by Canadian Outrage
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To: ValerieUSA
QUOTE OF THE DAY:

A stuck baby is a reason to holler

116 posted on 05/06/2002 1:13:39 PM PDT by catpuppy
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To: MaligneInterceptor
Wow - you're a better man than I! Way to go in the delivery room. ;-)

Hi Lynn. Come see us and please bring rain with you! We're already in the Bake mode.

117 posted on 05/06/2002 1:23:30 PM PDT by lodwick
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To: MaligneInterceptor
All the while in the background Mrs MI is shouting "PULL IT OOOOOUT!!!!

FOFL .. oh you are tooo funny

118 posted on 05/06/2002 1:38:06 PM PDT by Mo1
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