Free Republic Smokers' Lounge

puff list ^ | 5/3/02 | francisandbeans

[Just another Joe]

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Welcome Friends, foes and associates to the completely remodeled Free Republic...

Smoker's Lounge

Here you will find a comfy place to smoke, drink, joke or whatever. We always have a great time, so sit back, relax and...

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[Argh]

I'm afraid we've got our weekly meeting now. Have fun with the pompous self-important windbag who's stolen a great man's name to use around here.

[Sunshine Sister]

Whoa! If that's the case, gimmy another beer barkeep and make it snappy!

I have a friend who's son told her to "make it snappy." I believe he got his sand pounded!

[nothingnew]

...I forget just about everything besides smokin' and drinkin'...

I knew I had a fourth brother...so's yer in Virginie eh?...I won't travel back to the east coast again, but if ya ever head west, look me up.

FMCDH!

[xsmommy]

see ya argh, xspup has his "interview" for puppy bootcamp in a bit, so i have to get going as well. i will check back later on, everyone.

[maxwell]

Bwahaha... Hey Joe, Sis wants her sand pounded...

[Sunshine Sister]

Have fun with puppy!

[maxwell]

I don't get much further west than Texas these days, FRiend... (Ol' ball-n-chain-to-be and whatnot... Only a Texas hellcat would be crazy enough to hook up with me... Bwahaha...) I'll remember that though, and promise to be on my Sunday best behavior for yer young lady. ;)

[nothingnew]

I need somemore cuervo.

Me too...I'll meet you at Wildcat Canyon Liquors in a half hour...It's on US HWY 160 W just outside of the Durango city limits...(I get a discount there...something about volume I think...)

FMCDH

[maxwell]

Bwaha, I wouldn't trust you to get it dude.. Won't be any left! ;)

[lds23]

Man, glad to be out of the office. Production schedule today was a bear. Pint of Yuengling Premium and a pack of Marlboro Red, please.

[Lokibob]

OK, heres is one. On the radio news this morning, I heard that the average American spends $15 a year on alcohol tax, while here in Utah it is $11. I'm no statistician, but a state with a large population of Mormons who don't drink, I'd be very suprised if it were anywhere the national average.

I can see it now, they will try to raise our alcohol tax so it meets the national average. Instead of that, they should pass a law taxing Mormons for not drinking alcohol. After all, it they who are not holding up their end of the deal.

[realpatriot71]

THE SETTING: A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.

Old Man:

"Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. I piled it for months. But do they call me McGreggor-the-Fence-Builder? Nooo.."

Then the old man gestured at the bar.

"Look here at the bar. Do ya see how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface down by me own achin' back. I carved that wood with me own hard labour, for eight days. But do they call me McGreggor-the-Bar-builder? Nooo..."

Then the old man points out the window.

"Eh, Laddy, look out to sea. Do ya see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye can see? I built that pier with the sweat off me back. I nailed it board by board. But do they call me McGreggor-the-Pier-Builder? Nooo..."

Then the old man looks around nervously, trying to make sure no one is paying attention.

"But ya f**k one goat . . . "

[nothingnew]

Bwaha, I wouldn't trust you to get it dude.. Won't be any left! ;)

Nahhh...plenty there...after I moved out here, they doubled their order...ya got about 20 minutes, and I'm already out the door...

FMCDH

[Texan5]

Good God! Some nasty comments on that thread, xs! Joe, can I please have a Miller Lite, and bring xs another of whatever she is having to soothe her hurt feelings. Hearing my acquaintances called "nazis" has really put my thong in a knot!

[Sunshine Sister]

I look at it as a badge of honor. You got some little liberal sissy upset and and the first thing they do is call you names! I'd say that's a fine day's work!

[maxwell]

Bwahaha... I was kicking the slats outta my cradle when I heard that one... How's it goin', dude... You got any a that sh!t left from the other day?

[Texan5]

I think that same person resorted to unpleasantness with me when I disagreed with him on a thread about religion some months ago.

[Sunshine Sister]

You never know though. mewzilla and I do not share much in common, but I saw something in a thread earlier this week where we saw eye to eye. I started my reponse out " I think I just saw a pig fly---mewzilla and I agreed on something!" You just never know around this place.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Ok - so I don't want to count on you in a panic situation.......lol..........vaccuum pumps? Is there something about you I should know?

Argh.....is Max hooked up to vaccuum pumps? And if so, please do NOT explain this to me.........

[maxwell]

He's a libertarian. Most unhumored lot I've seen in a long time. Even Jerry Falwell has a better sense of humor than those folks.