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Freeoples Thread 306

Posted on 05/02/2002 8:03:52 PM PDT by Mo1

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Thread 306



TOPICS: Freeoples; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: humor; news; politics
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To: null and void
Your Cali tortoises are more advanced than the Texas types that I knew. Our guys would let loose, IMMEDIATELY, upon being raised from the ground. My brother and I soon learned to use the opposing digits only, and gather them in the frontal 1/4 of their shells to avoid urinary disaster.
841 posted on 05/05/2002 6:33:07 PM PDT by lodwick
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To: null and void
Nully, that was way more information than I needed. I guess turtles must like my touch or something because I've handled them all my life and never had one pee on me.

And Yasser could only wish he'd EVER looked so good.

842 posted on 05/05/2002 6:39:44 PM PDT by sweetliberty
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To: lodwick
Ummm, I learned that in Florida. He missed, BTW...
843 posted on 05/05/2002 6:49:29 PM PDT by null and void
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To: lodwick
Maybe this turtle had already done his business before we got to him - we didn't turn him upside down either.
844 posted on 05/05/2002 7:01:33 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: lodwick
Try to say something nice to Mo so she doesn't go assbitingonyou. ;-)

SMOOCH

845 posted on 05/05/2002 7:17:58 PM PDT by Mo1
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To: Mo1
NICE

846 posted on 05/05/2002 7:18:42 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: sweetliberty
At this the Texan drawled, ''Well ma'am, normally I would agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends.''

ROFLMBO

847 posted on 05/05/2002 7:21:54 PM PDT by Mo1
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To: null and void
"BBL" ..... "Maybe"

Nully, Oh, No. Don't even think about it. Valerie, loddy and .38 are right, just let it go. The apparent misreprentation of the situation to Mr Robinson notwithstanding, there just isn't any point in allowing such a silly, simpering, pompous little twit the satisfaction of keeping you away. He is one of those abysmal flakes who substitute "perceptions" or feelings for fact but couldn't identify or retain a fact if it broadsided him. At best he is a mental lightweight, incapable of engaging in an honest debate. However, he isn't a complete fool, he did recognize that he was, indeed, out of his league. In the end, he cried "Uncle" he just camouflaged it in whining, underhandedness. He really isn't worth another thought. :)

848 posted on 05/05/2002 7:24:45 PM PDT by Darlin'
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To: null and void
Nully...

Your Sharks were very disappointing last night.

:-(

849 posted on 05/05/2002 7:25:02 PM PDT by Windshark
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To: Darlin'
Hi Darlin'... did you have a good weekend?
850 posted on 05/05/2002 7:26:16 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: Darlin'
Good grief.

I leave and Nully's in trouble.

Musta been those sharks....toothless.

851 posted on 05/05/2002 7:26:53 PM PDT by Windshark
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To: Mo1
"You know youcanbitemyass can be very liberating also ... fofl"

Mo, I'm sure you're right and I confess, I'm waiting for just the right person, my moment of liberation. FOFL

852 posted on 05/05/2002 7:27:58 PM PDT by Darlin'
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To: lodwick
HUH??? Turtles pee on people???

Talk about a nervous bladder

853 posted on 05/05/2002 7:28:02 PM PDT by Mo1
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To: Prentice;Darlin'
Evenin' y'all. What y'all been doing today?
854 posted on 05/05/2002 7:28:50 PM PDT by sweetliberty
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To: Mo1
you have to be pretty low to have a turtle pee on you... slow too.
855 posted on 05/05/2002 7:29:49 PM PDT by teeman8r
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To: Prentice
Oh, good grief, you didn't say sharks did you ? LOL
856 posted on 05/05/2002 7:30:15 PM PDT by Darlin'
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To: Darlin'
Mo, I'm sure you're right and I confess, I'm waiting for just the right person, my moment of liberation. FOFL

Well Ringy already tried it .. what is taking y'all so long to use it .. hehe

857 posted on 05/05/2002 7:30:37 PM PDT by Mo1
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To: sweetliberty
hey lib,

had my first grilling session with our new grill... the steaks were ok, but the hotdogs rocked... perhaps i should get my priorities straight...

858 posted on 05/05/2002 7:31:42 PM PDT by teeman8r
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To: teeman8r
Well what do boy turtles do ??

Do they lift their leg like dogs???

859 posted on 05/05/2002 7:31:43 PM PDT by Mo1
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To: Darlin'
"I'm waiting for just the right person, my moment of liberation"

ROTFL! Me too.

860 posted on 05/05/2002 7:32:57 PM PDT by sweetliberty
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