Freeoples ....
Thread 304
Posted on 04/27/2002 10:37:53 AM PDT by Mo1
Freeoples ....
Thread 304
safe and sound on maryland's right coast
I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sick of this Bastard.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator put in the giraffe and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
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2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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Open the refrigerator put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.
Wrong Answer!
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
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3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
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Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.
This tests your memory.
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OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
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4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
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Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers.
Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.
Before my husband died, I felt something missing from my life, but I wouldn't allow the thought of God being what was missed. It has only been in the last 4 years or so that I have changed and thank Him daily for pushing/pulling/cajoling/punishing/or any other appropriate verbage to indicate what God has done for me.
And I am so far from being all the way there.
Don't worry Rowdee, we know you're not all there. It's Okay, I'm not either.
I've been telling daughter of the quick comebacks, retorts, etc., and she thinks it's a hoot!. We really got a kick with my Mom [she's nearly 79]. Deni had told her how the first night in Phoenix I was so tired when we finally went to bed that I put my lavender negligee on 'inside out'! Deni was just laughing so much over this. Well......within half an hour, my very own precious Mother says, "I want you to know I pulled a 'Momism' at the doctor's last week"! Her mind is just fine!! :)
An honerable discharge as a PFC after 44 days of boot camp?
That makes no sense at all.
No one makes PFC after 44 days of boot camp. And what circumstances could result in an honerable discharge in the middle of boot camp? It sounds to me like this man's records have been 'edited'.
So9
*Hugs*
This being the Anderson Consulting that is a subsidiary of Arthur Anderson Accounting.
So9
Was he deliberately planted by the military (or ??) to get that job. Why would he work there so often without pay, and then be put on the payroll as a consultant for a mere $200 a week when he was supposedly working as hard digging up leads and details as any reporter at Fox? It's all very fishy.
What was his real source of income? He certainly couldn't have military retirement with that record, so how could he saunter onto bases regularly? IDs are required - base security is especially strict after 9-11.
Me Too ... hehe
Don't know about during boot camp .. but my one brother got an honorable dischrage very shortly after completing boot camp ..
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