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Freeoples Thread 302

Posted on 04/19/2002 12:34:39 PM PDT by Mo1

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Thread 302



TOPICS: Freeoples; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: humor; news; politics
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To: Darlin'
They're mad because they didn't know it was snowing in upstate NY until they showed up in business suits and Gucci loafers to board the press plane. Guess it would have been too simple to check a weather forecast. LOL

Every one of those people works for a news organization that has weather man.

So9

781 posted on 04/22/2002 1:48:16 PM PDT by Servant of the Nine
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To: catpuppy
"He wouldn't be Ratty if we didn't taunt him"

Very well. Carry on with the taunting then and we will be dazzled and entertained.

782 posted on 04/22/2002 1:48:57 PM PDT by sweetliberty
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To: null and void
"ghosts are more into distilled spirits..."

This is Arkansas...probably a redneck ghost.

783 posted on 04/22/2002 1:49:51 PM PDT by sweetliberty
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To: null and void
*LOL* My in-laws have a tendency to believe everything they read in the National Enquirer, and then discuss aliens and Elvis ghosts as if they were next door neighbors. Trying to give the kids a reality check after a visit was tough. It didn't work. Way too much Gypsy in them.
784 posted on 04/22/2002 1:51:34 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: null and void
"My kids (are) like aliens

Mine too..."

Don't y'all know by now that ALL children are aliens?

785 posted on 04/22/2002 1:51:41 PM PDT by sweetliberty
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To: catpuppy
you are taunting Ratty again aren't you?

That's what ratts are for. He wouldn't be Ratty if we didn't taunt him.

I wonder what the largest breed of terrier is?
They are bred to play with Ratts.

So9

786 posted on 04/22/2002 1:52:26 PM PDT by Servant of the Nine
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To: Servant of the Nine
How disapointing Darlin' that isn't even suggestive, much less dirty.

Thank you, Swervie. I spent 30 minutes trying to find the hidden double-entendre, the risque typo or the subliminal naughty message. Darlin' is slipping. Or is that really Darlin'? Hmmmm ...

787 posted on 04/22/2002 1:53:10 PM PDT by catpuppy
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To: Servant of the Nine
A cairn terrier is a good ratter. Will just about dislocte a shoulder if they spot one while on a leash...
788 posted on 04/22/2002 1:54:11 PM PDT by null and void
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To: Servant of the Nine
I think that would be between the Airedale and the Kerry Blue.
789 posted on 04/22/2002 1:57:37 PM PDT by sweetliberty
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To: catpuppy
FOFLOL. Well, the day isn't over yet. :)
790 posted on 04/22/2002 2:10:55 PM PDT by Darlin'
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To: null and void
Is a Giant Schnauzer a terrier?

We want a dog big enough to have a fighting chance.

So9

791 posted on 04/22/2002 2:13:29 PM PDT by Servant of the Nine
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To: Servant of the Nine
"Is a Giant Schnauzer a terrier?"

Yes.

792 posted on 04/22/2002 2:24:03 PM PDT by sweetliberty
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To: Servant of the Nine
We want a dog big enough to have a fighting chance

Look no further, Swerver. I present for your consideration the Bear Terrier (ursa canine horribilis), especially bred for Ratt control.

793 posted on 04/22/2002 2:27:22 PM PDT by catpuppy
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To: ValerieUSA
Yep, the fabric isn't as heavy as Carhart.

In Idaho, we call Carhart formal-wear.

794 posted on 04/22/2002 2:32:31 PM PDT by Cuttnhorse
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To: catpuppy
"I present for your consideration the Bear Terrier"

LOL!

795 posted on 04/22/2002 2:35:55 PM PDT by sweetliberty
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To: sweetliberty
Free Shipping While Supplies Last!
796 posted on 04/22/2002 2:39:00 PM PDT by catpuppy
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To: Cuttnhorse
Hiya horsie - I had to pick up a kid.
Here's a house to buy and restore, it would be fun to decorate it.
QUITE A FIXER-UPPER -- Austin mansion, piece of history is put up for sale
797 posted on 04/22/2002 2:46:29 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: catpuppy
How about a gift to Senator Tiny Tommy? That could be entertaining.
798 posted on 04/22/2002 2:47:02 PM PDT by sweetliberty
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To: ValerieUSA
Beautiful pad...I think the living room would make a nice barn.
799 posted on 04/22/2002 2:54:13 PM PDT by Cuttnhorse
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To: ValerieUSA
A friend of mine's mom passed away last year and left him with a mansion on a busy down-town Austin block. He's trying to decide wether to quit work and sell the place or what? Crazy man I tell you.
800 posted on 04/22/2002 3:00:47 PM PDT by Cuttnhorse
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