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Freeoples Thread 302

Posted on 04/19/2002 12:34:39 PM PDT by Mo1

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Thread 302



TOPICS: Freeoples; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: humor; news; politics
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To: Mo1
"I'm grilling tonight"

You DO have a fire extinguisher handy don't you?

421 posted on 04/21/2002 4:39:11 PM PDT by sweetliberty
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To: Mo1
Good luck Mo. I used the broiler for dinner tonight - and fried a potato dish I made up after watching too many potato cooking shows on FoodTV today *L*.
422 posted on 04/21/2002 4:39:24 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: Mo1
I'm grilling tonight .. WISH ME LUCK!!!

Take the battery out of the smoke detector and stand by to dial 911 on the cell phone. 8-))

So9

423 posted on 04/21/2002 4:40:20 PM PDT by Servant of the Nine
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To: ValerieUSA
Come check out this chat room. This is the type room I was talking about we need on FR. Although you don't have to, it is a lot better if you use Active x...at least if you are using Internet Explorer. Otherwise the ichat-plug-in does the same thing if you're using Netscape.

Chat room

424 posted on 04/21/2002 4:44:05 PM PDT by sweetliberty
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To: Servant of the Nine
What Does '420' Mean to You?


Jorge, has your subscription lapsed???

That is the ONLY way you would NOT know what '420' means...

Now, if I could only figure out why my clocks ALWAYS say that it is '4:20'...



425 posted on 04/21/2002 4:50:33 PM PDT by gratefulwharffratt
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To: Servant of the Nine
Swerve, another BEAR ALERT!

This morning Ms cp noticed that a garbage can, lid and all, was missing without a trace. I found it about 300 feet up the mountain in thick woods. The garbage had been inspected and was in a neat little pile no more than two feet in diameter. A bear had taken that can without making a sound or leaving any sign of his having been here. In case you are wondering, I had three rounds in the rifle, just in case. He is getting to be an nuisance.

426 posted on 04/21/2002 4:52:59 PM PDT by catpuppy
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To: gratefulwharffratt
I rip up and throw away the High Times magazines I find around the house. One of the kids had to do alternative school for 3 weeks already once this year. Not fun for me to drive him clear across town every day. He still hasn't finished his community service sentence. The school security cops are just waiting......
427 posted on 04/21/2002 4:58:52 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: gratefulwharffratt
Jorge, has your subscription lapsed???

Yes

I haven't been able to smoke it in 30 years. I got a little too enthusiastic with a bong and developed an alergy to it. It gives me asthma.

So9

428 posted on 04/21/2002 5:00:27 PM PDT by Servant of the Nine
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To: Servant of the Nine
Take the battery out of the smoke detector

How will the kids know it's ready???

429 posted on 04/21/2002 5:01:28 PM PDT by null and void
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To: Servant of the Nine;gratefulwharffratt;Mo1;Darlin;letitring;Prentice;Celtic Gal;Canadian Outrage...
We are in the chat room linked in post #424.
430 posted on 04/21/2002 5:01:52 PM PDT by sweetliberty
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To: catpuppy
oh catpuppy - sounds dangerous. Do you have motion detector lights near the garbage can?
431 posted on 04/21/2002 5:02:11 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: catpuppy
In case you are wondering, I had three rounds in the rifle, just in case. He is getting to be an nuisance.

You need to get some slugs for the shotgun. The rifle will kill him, but mybe not in time to stop him from field stripping one of you.

So9

432 posted on 04/21/2002 5:02:20 PM PDT by Servant of the Nine
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To: Servant of the Nine
There were some chicken farmers in Washington that would dump the dead or spoiled chickens out by a river in the woods and that sure attracted a lot of bears way too close to town. That stench was so awful.
433 posted on 04/21/2002 5:05:31 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: catpuppy
BEAR ALERT

You get into the catnip again?

434 posted on 04/21/2002 5:08:25 PM PDT by Windshark
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To: ValerieUSA
There were some chicken farmers in Washington that would dump the dead or spoiled chickens out by a river in the woods and that sure attracted a lot of bears way too close to town. That stench was so awful.

Are you implying that Grandpuppy is a chicken thief?

So9

435 posted on 04/21/2002 5:08:44 PM PDT by Servant of the Nine
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To: Servant of the Nine
The rifle will him? Guns don't kill bears - people with guns kill bears. *snicker* Some of them, anyway.
436 posted on 04/21/2002 5:09:08 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: Servant of the Nine
No, just that he is stinky. *LOL* NO!! I'm not implying anything. Just relaying my limited bear info.
437 posted on 04/21/2002 5:09:59 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA; Gratefulwharffratt
Look out Ratty, the Grammer Police are everywhere.

So9

438 posted on 04/21/2002 5:11:09 PM PDT by Servant of the Nine
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To: Servant of the Nine
I rip up and throw away the High Times magazines I find around the house.


If your seeing them at all, then it is too late.

439 posted on 04/21/2002 5:11:59 PM PDT by gratefulwharffratt
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To: gratefulwharffratt
If your seeing them at all, then it is too late.

Too True.

Concentrate on teaching the dummies not to get caught.

So9

440 posted on 04/21/2002 5:13:23 PM PDT by Servant of the Nine
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