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Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 006
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Posted on 04/13/2002 1:25:25 AM PDT by acnielsen guy

THREAD 006






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To: habs4ever
Probably. Have a mild headache with aura.. seeing trails behind objects at the moment. So this might atually be one of my stories.. considering how my head feels, I wish it was.

'If you wish to remain alive, you will do exactly as I say.' Arselen wished he wouldn't do that to her. Her head pounded enough already. Rollo had his hand around her throat, and Rathe was down for the moment. He was shaking his head and blinking. Rollo had tossed some dust like powder into his eyes, and judging from Rathe's reaction, it was pretty bad stuff. The corners of the room started to recede into black when she decided to try what Karsh had 'told' her. She looked at Rollo's face and concentrated. The wall next to his head burst into flames. Ooops, close enough...

Rathe was rasping in his breath and looking for something to splash onto his face to wash that vile powder out. He grappled his hand around on top of a dresser and found two objects that were promising. He hoped he wasn't going to splash the aged, expensive burgerack into his eyes. That would be a crime, and painful too. He made his choice, blindly grabbed and flushed his eyes out. It was the most refreshing, intoxicating mistake his eys would ever make. He hit the floor wishing that he could've downed that drink instead. At least he could see now. He stood up in time to watch the wall burst into flames.
Rollo looked over at the wall with a strange look on his face. What manner of trickery was this? He never got an answer, a chair smashed across his back as a half blind and brewery smelling Rathe was back for round two. He turned around in time to see a well heeled boot smashed into his face, forcing him out the door.His slash was fouled by the fact that the Queen's bustier was armored. The steel and tivak creation stopped his blade short without damage to itself. The steel bore scratches and dents.. the tivak plates had no marks on it. The covering fabric flapped down in tattered rents. Once again, Rollo's mind reeled. Just in time for the Queen to drag a spiky plant across his face. Today wasn't his day. He hoped that he wouldn't find out the Arselen was an expert sowrdswoman....

Downstairs, the fight between Karsh and the Archon was getting downright evil. They both knew that they were an even match, and that the only way one could win over the other... would be measured by the amount of mistakes the other made. Karsh was making whirling sword attacks, which the Archon defended against with his serrated rapier. It was an intricate ballet of instant death that made the eyes swim to watch. They'd already made several gaping rents in each other. Karsh's left hand was, for now, a permanent fist. The back of his arm open to the breeze. He was already dead anyway, so with no heartbeat to pump blood and no need to breathe, he was in no real danger. He wasn't going to bleed to death. Still, he didn't want to become a trophy of the necromancer's 'art'. He heard two swords ringing off of one sword upstairs. So she had done as he had suggested. And she'd actually heard him. He hoped she wouldn't come into the lower halls. That would ruin his plans in more than one way.

The banquet hall seemed to get darker. Maybe a mist had come in from outside. Or maybe the lights had guttered. Whatever the cause, it was soon going to be pitch black if no-one did anything about it. The two combatants fought in a blackness that could be felt like water. The Archon chnated something and made a lightly glowing fog behind himself. Karsh knew better than to touch it. He'd seen what it could do, back when he'd fought the Necromancer before. He'd lost several men that way. They'd shriveled in their skins, and yet remained alive. Karsh was still safely enshrouded in his self enveloped veil of darkness. He took the time to place three carefully chosen slashes. The Archon was ready for it, so he couldn't do mortal damage. But he could do enough to slow the old nemesis down. The sound of other combat came closer.
'Please do not come into the banquet hall. Please, Arselen.' Too late, her presence was felt already, and Karsh's sword started to illumine it's bearer. First, the pommel stone began to glimmer. It's inner fires kindled. Then a strangely dark light slammed into the whole of the room. Karsh was revealed completely. The Archon grinned his ghoul smile and made a quick thrust. Karsh was making a quick attack of his own, he ducked the movement of his enemy and made a deep cut to his opponents' abdomen. They both made conact at the same time. The Archon's blade made contact with Karsh's leg, it's poisoned blade stopping when it met bone. He then twisted it and broke the blade off. He then grunted as his own body was violated with steel. Arselen made her way into the room in reverse as Rathe followed Rollo from the other side.
"Rollo! We are done here." The Archon's voice was gargled in pain. Karsh hoped it was bad. Rollo made a strange hand motion and muttered something. There was a flash and a smell of something foul. They were gone. They'd made it back to the roof where their flying beast was. It was over, for now.

981 posted on 04/20/2002 6:11:01 PM PDT by Darksheare
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To: palo verde
Grannie is warming up her hot lips already....I think she's got paramedic withdrawl syndrome.It's time to break the news to her family and Al will have to decide the proper course of action ;-)
982 posted on 04/20/2002 6:13:25 PM PDT by habs4ever
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To: palo verde
A mild headache will do wonders for one's writing.
I think I spotted the otter a few days ago. (If it was him, he's longer than he had been.. and he's gotten FAT. He has a small belly bulge.) He has a nice profile to him, long thin and serpentine in the water.
983 posted on 04/20/2002 6:13:40 PM PDT by Darksheare
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To: habs4ever;Y'all
I'm off.. in a cloud of warm..... Well, you know what I'm off in.. The bed calls.. Looong day with no nap.. See ya, wouldn't want to be ya.. Kidding.. ;) See ya all when I can.. (if I live thru the night with this "stuff" inside me..)
984 posted on 04/20/2002 6:16:41 PM PDT by grannie9
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To: grannie9
Goodnight Grannie!! Maybe you need to float in the pool for a bit to loosen up all the stuck food snaking its way through your belly ;-)Hey, have you tried catching at snook at 3AM? You'd catch them off guard, they'd never expect you to be so industrious ;-)
985 posted on 04/20/2002 6:21:38 PM PDT by habs4ever
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To: Darksheare
hi darksheare
I'm thrilled you saw the otter
sounds like he's grown, he's longer and he's gotten fat
I bet he looks beautiful and serpentine in water
thanks for your report
Love, Palo
986 posted on 04/20/2002 6:46:10 PM PDT by palo verde
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To: grannie9
that is some menu!!!
you are gourmet cook
it's like a meal served in one of our fancy tucson restaurants
(where hollywood movie stars eat)
you have lucky family
Love, Palo
987 posted on 04/20/2002 6:49:20 PM PDT by palo verde
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To: palo verde
Bajanet

If you want fishing info and other Baja stuff...
...Westy..

988 posted on 04/20/2002 7:12:26 PM PDT by westmex
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To: westmex
thanks for the Baja link westy, I appreciate it
Love, Palo
989 posted on 04/20/2002 7:24:45 PM PDT by palo verde
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To: palo verde;okimhere;grannie9;andysandmikesmom;oneidam;christine11;goodybrown;acnielsen guy...

Good people, it's that time again....
The lights are out, the candle lit...
Salute as you go by it....
The perfect whatever should be around somewhere....
I'm gone, see you all Mañana, with luck...
....Westy. ...

990 posted on 04/20/2002 8:28:21 PM PDT by westmex
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To: palo verde

Is this anyone you know?....lol....
....Westy....

991 posted on 04/20/2002 11:57:31 PM PDT by westmex
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To: westmex

Captain's Log
Sunday April 21st 2002
St. Anselm

Fort Myers, Caloosahatchee River, Florida
Sunday 2002-04-21
Sunrise 6:58 EDT, Sunset 19:54 EDT
Moonset 3:13 EDT, Moonrise 14:12 EDT
Low Tide: 7:35 EDT -0.06
High Tide: 15:26 EDT 0.23
Low Tide: 18:33 EDT 0.17
High Tide: 23:17 EDT 0.36

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992 posted on 04/21/2002 12:18:42 AM PDT by acnielsen guy
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To: acnielsen guy

Granny's Chimney
Korner

G ranny's Ghost Stories

993 posted on 04/21/2002 1:00:37 AM PDT by acnielsen guy
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To: westmex
g'mornin' westy
I am sittin' here chucking at your hippy with headband
and shades
doing peace sign
you are a scream
Love, Palo
994 posted on 04/21/2002 7:31:02 AM PDT by palo verde
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To: westmex
I love the candle
it's a new one
quite merry with its red white and blue, and stars
and friendly squat shape
your post with it is fun
Love, Palo
995 posted on 04/21/2002 7:41:57 AM PDT by palo verde
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To: westmex
I was posting back to you last night when Sandra stopped by
I haven't seen her since her cat Smudge went to Heaven
she is nice girl, but wicky wacky
she said she was offered a residency in Calgary, Canada
I said ''this will be nice fresh start for you''
her heart was set on CA and she was not happy bout it
(she did not get the job in CA)
she is sweet girl
(pretty too in soft voluptuous way)
she is highly educated, she did residency in Harvard too
I never met anyone with so many medical degrees and law degrees
but as long as she is afraid to practice
and keeps going for more degrees instead
how will it ever come together for her
she sounded confused
Love, Palo
996 posted on 04/21/2002 8:01:51 AM PDT by palo verde
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To: palo verde
good day to you! Just a drive by as i have things to do to keep me busy plus off later for a birthday party for my Grandmother to celebrate her 92nd yr.She's pretty good and could go another 5 yrs it seems:-)So maybe catch up with you later today.Have a good one Palo!!
997 posted on 04/21/2002 9:45:46 AM PDT by habs4ever
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To: acnielsen guy
hi ac
The Center of Centaurus is dazzling
Our Creator loves beauty
thank you for the wonderful picture
Love, Palo
998 posted on 04/21/2002 10:50:42 AM PDT by palo verde
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To: acnielsen guy
you are sweet to give us ''velvet queen'' bouquet of flowers on this lovely Sunday in Spring
the wild orchid trees are bloomin' all over Tucson now
I love flowers
smooch
999 posted on 04/21/2002 10:56:27 AM PDT by palo verde
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To: acnielsen guy
rofl your jokes of the day are funny
1,000 posted on 04/21/2002 10:58:58 AM PDT by palo verde
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