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Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 006
News Center (Online) ^ | 01/29/02 | Unknown

Posted on 04/13/2002 1:25:25 AM PDT by acnielsen guy

THREAD 006






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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Pets/Animals; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: humor; ufopets
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To: grannie9
LOL
61 posted on 04/13/2002 9:28:46 AM PDT by palo verde
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To: palo verde
How come I can't get any mail thru to my two friends on MSN.com? You and Eleanor.. Are they down?
62 posted on 04/13/2002 9:28:57 AM PDT by grannie9
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To: grannie9
and all I was doin' was subtly hinting there are prettier pics of eagles on our cam
he might like to use one of those
eagle in nest
63 posted on 04/13/2002 9:30:40 AM PDT by palo verde
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To: grannie9
I think msn is ok
I'll check my mail for you and let you know
westy is on msn mail too
64 posted on 04/13/2002 9:32:34 AM PDT by palo verde
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To: palo verde
Yeah Palo.. that's one thing about you... You're as subtle as brick..
65 posted on 04/13/2002 9:33:00 AM PDT by grannie9
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To: palo verde
I didn't get a return from Westy... Just you two..Twice.
66 posted on 04/13/2002 9:34:00 AM PDT by grannie9
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To: grannie9
maybe they are having problem
no new email came in since yesterday evening
usually I have 20 spam emails to delete each time I turn it on
67 posted on 04/13/2002 9:35:44 AM PDT by palo verde
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To: palo verde
ok.. must be it then..
68 posted on 04/13/2002 9:37:07 AM PDT by grannie9
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To: ACnielsenguy;Y'all
Chicago Mayor Richard M. Daley, on his way home from work at City Hall, came to a dead halt in traffic on the Dan Ryan Expressway and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's moving at all."

He noticed a State Trooper walking back and forth between the lines of cars, so he rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, I'm Mayor Richard M. Daley, what's the problem; what's holding everything up?."

The trooper replied, "It's the Reverend Jackson. He's so depressed about the thought of everyone knowing about his extra-martial affair, his illegitimate child, and the drop in Rainbow revenue since September 11 that he stopped his car in the middle of the Dan Ryan Expressway, and is threatening to douse himself with gasoline and set himself on fire."

"He says the country and his congregation are blaming him for his infidelity, and he doesn't know if he can live with the shame and embarrassment much less the drop in financial support.

The people in the halted cars along the expressway are taking up a collection for him."

"Oh really," replied Mayor Daley. "How much have they collected for the Reverend Jackson so far?"

"About 300 gallons," said the trooper, "but they're still siphoning".

69 posted on 04/13/2002 9:42:34 AM PDT by grannie9
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To: grannie9
I knew he'd prefer to keep using his more ferocious looking eagle
that is emblem for USA
it seemed like a lovely change
to use eagle sitting in nest with her two eggs
and mate on branch
way high up under lovely sky
it makes eagles seem more real
and more alive
and more full of consciousness
70 posted on 04/13/2002 9:42:40 AM PDT by palo verde
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To: grannie9
rofl chickie, that is funny joke
71 posted on 04/13/2002 9:45:13 AM PDT by palo verde
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To: palo verde
I'm going to get some lunch, before it's time for dinner.. bbs...
72 posted on 04/13/2002 9:50:21 AM PDT by grannie9
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To: grannie9
bon appetit
73 posted on 04/13/2002 10:26:04 AM PDT by palo verde
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To: palo verde
Good morning all, for its still morning here on the west coast...and a dismal morning it is...rainy, cloudy, windy and nasty....and it was like that all last night...thought the house was going to blow away, it was so windy...

Finally got a good nights sleep, tho I think I slept too much, as now I feel groggy...need much coffee to awaken me.....

Well, I suppose today, I should do the income tax....for years now, we have had no deuctions that count for anything....no dependants, no mortgage payments, no credit card interest, nothing that can alter our taxes...so we just use the 1040EZ and leave it at that...we usually wind up either paying 100 dollars or getting 100 dollars back...so I leave it always, until the very last minute...I may actually prepare it this weekend, but of course we never send it in until the last day...or I may just wait until Monday, do it then and then mail it in

I am the income tax procrastinator...

74 posted on 04/13/2002 11:38:15 AM PDT by andysandmikesmom
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To: palo verde

75 posted on 04/13/2002 11:41:30 AM PDT by grannie9
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To: andysandmikesmom
Good afternoon Mom.. Did you sleep good because of Westy's links last night or just because you have and innocent, guilt free conscience? LOL
76 posted on 04/13/2002 11:52:43 AM PDT by grannie9
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To: grannie9; westmex
I do think that Westys links had some sort of influence in my dreams last night...Needless to say, without getting too graphic I was having some wild dreams...

Westy, you are baaaad...but please, continue on with your links...

77 posted on 04/13/2002 11:58:24 AM PDT by andysandmikesmom
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To: andysandmikesmom;Westmex
Hmmmmm.. the links influenced your dreams, and added to the hell of a good start I had to my day.. Thank you Westy... ;) and keep up the good work and our egjikashun...
78 posted on 04/13/2002 12:06:33 PM PDT by grannie9
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To: andysandmikesmom
lol - I am the tax procrastinator in this house. October 15th is a perfectly reasonable date to file.

Have you thought of filing on line with TurboTax? You can go through their filing questions to you and find out if you can use their service for free. Kinda cool.

79 posted on 04/13/2002 12:22:22 PM PDT by lodwick
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To: grannie9; westmex; andysandmikesmom
o chickie that is knockout pic
thanks

just tried to fix email
seems all incoming messages go right to Delete Box
and dont know how to get it back
westy, you have any idea for me?

andysmom I am same as you (again)
my dreams were not that odd last night (not vivid, didn't wake me up)
but I slept too long and woke up groggy
(they were senseless dreams)

the messages arrive in Delete Box
I read them there rofl
but so far only Incoming Messages I am receiving are the ones I send myself
don't know why my email went wicky wacky
80 posted on 04/13/2002 12:23:21 PM PDT by palo verde
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