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Posted on 04/05/2002 9:00:52 PM PST by acnielsen guy
THREAD 005
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Pets/Animals; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: chat; humor; prirates; ufo
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To: andysandmikesmom
Hi all.. Just got home from dinner.. You guys have had a ball tonight.. Great storys by all.. What a great bunch you are.. Just doing some mail, but will be near by..for a few minutes..
To: andysandmikesmom
rofl rofl you have talent for tv producing
To: grannie9
so nice of you to stop by after a day of drinking and boating and searching for young nubile men
To: grannie9; palo verde
Come on in grannie...its getting rowdy in here tonight...everyone is feeling tricky and frisky
Palo, but of course we must have the ever famous Lulu in our TV program....she can show us her wonderful ears, by flying, kind of like Dumbo...
To: no one in particular
This just might tell you more than you ever wanted to know...lol
The Penis
...Westy...
965
posted on
04/12/2002 7:12:40 PM PDT
by
westmex
To: grannie9
Get your fannie over here...
966
posted on
04/12/2002 7:14:39 PM PDT
by
Neets
To: Oneidam
That was a funny story about your Dad and sister.. Lol.. I think you, me and Andysandmiksmom all had the same crazy kinds of familys..
To: andysandmikesmom; OneidaM
I wonder if she thought it was funny the trick played on her
I once had trick played on me and it really tickled my funnybone
it was my junior year in college and I had moved back home for semester
guy called me up to ask me for a date, who was roomate of my friend wendy
she gave him my phone number
I said I'm coming in to study at the columbia library, why don't you meet me there
while I was studying, I got to talking to the guy next to me
when library closed he asked me out for coffee, I said I can't go I'm meeting someone
he said I'll wait with you while you wait
I said ok, but disappear when he shows up
we waited together for half an hour, he never showed up
so he took me out to dinner
after we had dinner, I said I'm gonna visit my friend wendy now and find out why her roomate never showed up
his name is Larry
he said ''Anne I'm Larry''
To: OneidaM
I just finished my mail and Al's in the bedroom bitchin about moving all the pillows off the bed... Lol.. Good grief, it's the only time he's ever had to do it.. Shuts off one fan and one light, and has to move the pillows just once, and the old boys complainin.... What the hell! He should have it so good..:)
To: grannie9
so you're stopping by
are you here to find young nubile men
westy just posted nother penis post
To: palo verde
Palo, you know now, that no one would ever stand you up...you are much too alluring....they were just a funnin with ya......
To: andysandmikesmom
Lulu can fly
I've seen her
To: andysandmikesmom
you are sweet andysmom
he got on my good side from that
I thought it was so much fun havin' trick played on me
we had lotsa fun together
To: grannie9
he's used to you doing it for him
how many pillows do you have on your bed?
To: westmex
is that a link from Gspot site
To: westmex; palo verde; All
Now theres quite a website you have found for us, Westy...
Heres a somewhat related 'penis'story....when my boys were growing up, as brothers do, they always like taking baths together when little boys....it was always fun to have someone in the tub with you to play with and splash...and of course time marched on...
Now my boys were 4yrs apart....when the older boy was around 11 or 12, he wanted me to tell the younger boy, that he did not think they should take baths or showers together...he made this request, because he was beginning to grow his pubic hair, and was just not comfortable with his younger brother seeing it...
So I told the younger that his older brother thought, that now that they were getting a bit older they should take their baths and showers separately...the younger brother, Andy, idolized his older brother Mike, and really did not question why...just accepted it, and from then on they always bathes and showered separately...
One time tho, one of the boys had a late baseball game, and when we returned home, the boys were sweaty and sweltering from having been out in the North Carolina heat....and they were both beat tired...
So Mike decided to forego his self consciousness, and told Andy, come on lets both jump into the shower and get clean and cooled down....so in they both went...
I could hear a ruckus going on in the shower...and then heard the water stop...Andy, came running out of the bathroom, eyes as big as saucers, and screaming, come quick mommy, Mikes penis is surrounded by hair, and I think he is turning into a walrus...
Oh gosh, we laughed so hard...
To: palo verde
My suspicions have been confirmed...Lulu can fly, and Palo has seen it...
To: grannie9; westie
I'm sorry did you say something?? I kinda missed..I got busy all of a sudden....ahemmmmm..
978
posted on
04/12/2002 7:37:16 PM PDT
by
Neets
To: palo verde
Thought you wern't interested in G-spot info...No, it's not from G-spot site..lol...
....Westy....
979
posted on
04/12/2002 7:39:23 PM PDT
by
westmex
To: palo verde
980
posted on
04/12/2002 7:44:45 PM PDT
by
westmex
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