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Posted on 04/05/2002 9:00:52 PM PST by acnielsen guy
THREAD 005
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Pets/Animals; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: chat; humor; prirates; ufo
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To: grannie9
and habs woulda helped you if he wasn't havin' his snack
To: palo verde
Keep talkin..sweetheart.. You're getting absolutely no where.. OK.. I'll give Westy an "A" for effort, but the other two leave me cold... Brrrrr..
To: grannie9; acnielsen guy; westmex; habs4ever; lodwick
westy pedaled halfway to albuquerque to come to your aid
captain was lookin' at pictures
habs was eating
loddy is a space cadet
To: westmex; OneidaM
lol westy, neets is not shy
To: Westmex;ACnielsenguy
NURSING HOME
A man goes to visit his grandpa in hospital. "How are you grandpa? he asks.
"Feeling fine," says the old man.
"What's the food like?"
"Terrific, wonderful menus."
"And the nursing?"
"Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you."
"What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?"
"No problem at all --- nine hours solid every night. At 10 o'clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet ... and that's it. I go out like a light."
The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so rushes off to question the Sister in charge.
"What are you people doing," he says, "I'm told you're giving a 95-year-old Viagra on a daily basis. Surely, that can't be true?"
"Oh, yes," replies the Sister. "Every night at 10 o'clock we give him a cup of chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well. The chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed."
To: westmex; okimhere
thanks westy, you're a peach
I wanted to do strike out eversolong
like this
oki it's easy
To: grannie9
rofl you are a naughty chickita
no wonder the men on our thread didn't save you rushed to your aid
To: palo verde; westmex
No I am NotShy.
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posted on
04/07/2002 9:35:48 AM PDT
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Neets
To: OneidaM; westmex
lol neets, westy thinks our generation is soft
To: palo verde
But we are soft Palo...soft and warm and cuddly....
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posted on
04/07/2002 9:41:23 AM PDT
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Neets
To: palo verde
OMG... we've created another loser monster...
To: OneidaM; westmex
rofl rofl
lol westy neets is NotShy and our generation does not have it easy
lol we are the shock troops of the acceleration
To: OneidaM
and hard up!
To: grannie9
fofl
ooo big birdie flew in and then flew out
musta come to see you chickie
To: grannie9; OneidaM
rofl rofl rofl
money is not our strong point
To: palo verde
I wasn't talkin bout money, I was talking about our chances of getting anything good... We'll take anything... lol
Well, not me, but Neets... lol
To: OneidaM; westmex
rofl yes we are soft warm cuddly sweet and shocktroops for mass awakening
we are impressive generation
To: palo verde;Oneidam
Hey Neets? Now she's seeing birds.. I think we should get her out of that desert for awhile.. She's getting heat and sun stroke...
To: grannie9
I'm not hard up..i'm just too damn picky at who i want pokin me...yanow?
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04/07/2002 9:54:51 AM PDT
by
Neets
To: grannie9
rofl sorry to misunderstand
bouncy checks left their mark :)
I don't know what you mean by hard up
you are sexpot of thread
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