Dead Dog Cafe fully automated AUTHENTIC INDIAN NAME GENERATOR

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[RippleFire]

Welcome to the Dead Dog Cafe fully automated AUTHENTIC INDIAN NAME GENERATOR
Just enter the information below and hit the button. After the wheels stop spinning you will be presented with a certificate that confirms your new Authentic Indian Name.
(Suitable for Framing... hit the print button on your browser)

While your here, why not spin up some new names for your friends too... they'll be so pleased... maybe.

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[RippleFire]

Having had my consciousness raised by the Fighting Whites T-shirt and its incredible symbolism, I have adopted a new name.

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The Dead Dog Cafe Comedy Hour

		Be it hereby declared and proclaimed that on Thursday, March 28, 2002 The wheels were 'spun' for RIPPLEFIRE and he will henceforth be known by his new AUTHENTIC INDIAN NAME: Dwayne Gossamer Biscuits

~ Stay Calm... Be Brave... Wait for the Signs ~

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What! No gravy?

[nothingnew]

nothingnew here...now known by my new Indian name as "Roscoe Sublime Crab".

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!Funny site!

FMCDH!

[Ward Smythe]

"Gary Crimson Pulpmill"

[wimpycat]

Howdy! I'm Noreen Porcelain Bluejay. Good to meetcha.

[Bahbah]

Fiona Alarming Rowboat. I like it.

[Slip18]

Colette Handcrafted Doe. What does that mean?

[Slip18]

How did you get here so fast?

[Slip18]

Cyber is Drew Tragic Hound!

[Cyber Liberty]

The Dead Dog Cafe Comedy Hour

		Be it hereby declared and proclaimed that on Thursday, March 28, 2002 The wheels were 'spun' for CYBER BOT and he will henceforth be known by his new AUTHENTIC INDIAN NAME: Grant Cerebral Dodobird

~ Stay Calm... Be Brave... Wait for the Signs ~

[Slip18]

Broadband is wonderful. It's so fast!

[uglybiker]

Ugh! Me called Hamilton Dappled Liver.

Next, how 'bout try The Louis Farrakhan African Name Generator

[Squantos]

Be it hereby declared and proclaimed that on Thursday, March 28, 2002 The wheels were 'spun' for SQUANTOS and he will henceforth be known by his new AUTHENTIC INDIAN NAME: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lesley Flannel Cockle

Nope don't like it :o) ..........Stay safe !

[Think free or die]

Oh my! I'm henceforth to be known as Corrine Treacherous Claw!

[Squantos]

Louis Farrakhan African Name Generator Results

Throw away the white man's name of: Squantos From this day forward, you shall be known by all your brothers and sisters as:

Shekwan

Nope don't like that either :o(..........gonna go watch TV now..........Stay Safe !

[Think free or die]

But it gets better - generated another one for a friend - Franny Reheated Earwig!

[Kathleen]

"Pearl Elastic Sprinkles"

[uglybiker]

You just ain't never satisfied, are you?

Here's some other options:

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[Squantos]

Ohhh this is gonna be good. I swear I entered a friends name in the Calypso Louie generator and it came back ........"Buckwheat" ........ ROTFLMAO !!!

Thanks , great fun ! Stay Safe !