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Freeoples Thread 293

Posted on 03/21/2002 8:03:29 AM PST by Mo1

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Thread 293



TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: humor; news; politics
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To: sweetliberty
I used to do weird stuff just to see what would happen. (Those are the kinds of things I didn't usually do MORE than once). I think I might have gotten a finger once. I seem to have a vague recollection of black and blue.

With practice one can set them off by pinching them between finger and thumb nails.

Stings a little.

Blackens the nails...

821 posted on 03/23/2002 12:16:09 PM PST by null and void
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To: ValerieUSA
MOODS OF A MAN
Horny
Sleepy
Hungry
sick...
822 posted on 03/23/2002 12:21:50 PM PST by null and void
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To: Darlin'
Naaaw. That can't be right, our Ratt is an Alpha. LOL

I thought he was a gamma...

(I'm never getting caught up at this rate)

823 posted on 03/23/2002 12:29:06 PM PST by null and void
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To: null and void
Ya still sick, Nully? Guess the kids are too....y'all trying to pass the crud back and forth?
824 posted on 03/23/2002 12:30:36 PM PST by Rowdee
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To: sweetliberty
If women refuse to be ladies, then it only naturally follows, that men won't be gentlemen. I guess we have the feminazis to thank for that too.

I've lost count of how many times I've been snarled at for holding a door...

825 posted on 03/23/2002 12:33:00 PM PST by null and void
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To: ValerieUSA
We have GIGANTIC COCKROACHES in Waco.

There aren't any cockroaches in Florida. They do have palmento bugs. Like a cockroach, only 2" long...

826 posted on 03/23/2002 12:43:03 PM PST by null and void
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To: Darlin'
They just couldn't make a case that would stick against the Clintons.,P>YET...
827 posted on 03/23/2002 12:51:21 PM PST by null and void
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To: null and void
I've lost count of how many times I've been snarled at for holding a door...

How sad. When a man holds a door open for me, I say "Thank you". It's just good manners, for heaven's sake.

828 posted on 03/23/2002 12:54:19 PM PST by .38sw
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To: .38sw
If one of my boys charges ahead of me through a door, he is likely to lose an earlobe.
829 posted on 03/23/2002 1:03:22 PM PST by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
*L* Gotta train 'em properly!
830 posted on 03/23/2002 1:05:10 PM PST by .38sw
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To: ValerieUSA
Liza married a GAY department store mannequin?
831 posted on 03/23/2002 1:15:36 PM PST by null and void
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To: null and void
It looks like Liza wore Barbra Streisand's wedding dress.
832 posted on 03/23/2002 1:20:40 PM PST by ValerieUSA
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To: Rowdee
Ya still sick, Nully? Guess the kids are too....y'all trying to pass the crud back and forth?

No, we are not trying to pass the crud back and forth, we are succeeding in passing the crud back and forth...

833 posted on 03/23/2002 1:22:51 PM PST by null and void
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To: null and void
That's it! That's what the guy looks like. What a freak show.
834 posted on 03/23/2002 1:24:29 PM PST by .38sw
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To: null and void
Liza married a GAY department store mannequin?

Why not? she and Liz have become such notorious fag hags and beards for men not out of the closset, that being seen with one of them is comming out

So9

835 posted on 03/23/2002 1:25:05 PM PST by Servant of the Nine
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To: null and void
You need more naps, nully.

Ocean's 11 is playing at the cheap theater ($1.50 seats) now, so I'll take the kids to the 7:10 showing tonight IF they get their rooms straightened up. I haven't heard anything good or bad about that movie from anyone.

836 posted on 03/23/2002 1:26:27 PM PST by ValerieUSA
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To: .38sw
Yup! I go nappy time now...

BBL

837 posted on 03/23/2002 1:26:58 PM PST by null and void
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To: null and void
Poor babies!

BTW, about that holding a door open.....like .38 sw, I say thank you....but it also provides another reason to have a big smile on yer face. :)

838 posted on 03/23/2002 1:28:19 PM PST by Rowdee
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To: ValerieUSA
I haven't heard anything good or bad about that movie from anyone

That's because no one has seen it. The revues were so dismal I'm surprised it didn't go straight to cable

So9

839 posted on 03/23/2002 1:29:17 PM PST by Servant of the Nine
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To: null and void
"I've lost count of how many times I've been snarled at for holding a door..."

Darlin', you can hold the door for me anytime! Pay no attentuion so those silly b*****s and just keep being who you are. There are plenty women who still appreciate a gentleman!

840 posted on 03/23/2002 1:40:05 PM PST by sweetliberty
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