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Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 003
News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

Posted on 03/18/2002 11:39:36 PM PST by acnielsen guy

THREAD 003






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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: chat; humor; pirates; ufo
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To: habs4ever
I've just got a new machine up, and semi-running. Still trying to catch up with you guys. Bear with me please. Thanks much. JL
801 posted on 03/25/2002 4:36:49 PM PST by lodwick
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To: GoodyBrown
Let's try for a triple Entendre. You go first.. If anyone can do it..you can... I can't understand your three word posts yet.. lol
802 posted on 03/25/2002 4:40:11 PM PST by grannie9
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To: GoodyBrown
Ah, thank you grasshopper, the fog is lifting, I think ;-)Or not ;-)
803 posted on 03/25/2002 4:41:46 PM PST by habs4ever
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To: andysandmikesmom
lol andysmom your pig collection sounds terrific
I love pigs too
maybe I'll start to keep my eye out for cute pig chatchkas too
(don't know how to spell chatchka, it is yiddish word
maybe means bric-a-brac)
lol it might be good word for you to know tho, you can explain your house to someone by saying ''it's so full of chotchkas there's no room to move''
and ''there's no room for cars in garage cause I saved all the boxes my chotchkas came in''
Love, Palo
804 posted on 03/25/2002 4:42:35 PM PST by palo verde
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To: grannie9
Don't be so Dum oo Dim...
805 posted on 03/25/2002 4:44:05 PM PST by habs4ever
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To: lodwick
hi sweetie pie
congrats on new machine
that is thrillin'
rofl we'll prolly run out of steam when westy shows up
and he'll complain about us again lol
Love, Palo
806 posted on 03/25/2002 4:47:19 PM PST by palo verde
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To: grannie9
Doll I canna not type...or tat. You is gonna get me in trouble too.
807 posted on 03/25/2002 4:47:51 PM PST by GoodyBrown
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To: habs4ever
Why should fog lift? But I'm happy if you are:)
808 posted on 03/25/2002 4:49:41 PM PST by GoodyBrown
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To: lodwick
lol loddy, just found your post 799
you are so funny
I love you
Palo
809 posted on 03/25/2002 4:50:03 PM PST by palo verde
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To: habs4ever
I am Sum Dum Cookie... Yu Li For Tun Cookie? For Tun Cookie like Sum Tai Ni Po Ni...
810 posted on 03/25/2002 4:52:42 PM PST by grannie9
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To: grannie9
Sum ti Ni Po Ni is called an Ass ;-)
811 posted on 03/25/2002 4:55:26 PM PST by habs4ever
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To: palo verde
Surrealism is probably putting it mildly....
I do better with short stories rather than long ones. (Longer stories are harder to keep coherent. Especially if your mind hops around like a rabbit on Albuterol Sulfate and Caffiene.)
Since I draw, the mind hopping tends to not be a problem... however, with longer stories or larger time intensive drawings........ It's like trying to pin down a fly with a yari. (Japanese pole arm.)

*Back to the story* Karsh Kentu was leaning slightly, he'd spotted someone down below that he wanted to avoid like a torban hallucinating on bo'um, and Abilene's ghostly fist actually knocked him further off balance.
"Hey!" Karsh Kentu was very surprised by the hit. He hadn't known that ghosts could do that. He'd have to keep that in mind and torment his ghostly ancestor later....
Abilene, for her credit, did try to grab Karsh. Being a ghost, her efforts were more comical than helpful. Karsh felt her hands flash through his arm two or three times as he wobbled on the edge. Then he dropped.
"I'm sorry!" she yelled over the edge. Karsh merely had his arms crossed as he made his way to the ground below. His face had a look of extreme annoyance peppered with slight boredom.
'I do hope I don't break anything expensive.' he thought. He wasn't worried about falling. He'd survive that alright. He was more concerned with the fact that he was rapidly returning to the party he'd just left a few short minutes ago...

Arselen and Lady Bouvredi were discussing where Lord Kentu had disappeared to now as the servents rolled a large confection in.
"Don't worry my lady, he's bound to drop in unexpectedly..." Lady Bouvredi had no idea how true she spoke, yet the sound of a loud bang behind her and cake flying past her made her wonder. The shocked look on Arselen's face made her decide against turning to look.
"Well, he did drop in unexpectedly." A small lively smile broke upon her face before giving way to outright laughter. Lady Bouvredi was overcome by curiousity and had to turn around. She was never prepared for what she saw, and never would have been even if she was told what she would see.
Karsh Kentu was sitting in the center of a large cake with his arms crossed. Frosting dropped off his chin, spoiling his clothes. His mouth was working as if he was chewing on a rather tough walnut. The look of annoyance from behind the wrek of holocausted food was unmistakeable.
"I... am back. Miss me?" he said dryly. A herd of Khyban could have run through screaming and wailing and no-one would have noticed in the silence. Karsh Kentu picked his way out of the cake and off of the now wrecked cart. The servants didn't dare say anything. They left that up to the now arriving Abilene.
"Kentu! Just what have you done?"
That was the end of the silence for the rest of the evening.

812 posted on 03/25/2002 4:56:19 PM PST by Darksheare
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To: palo verde
Palo, Goody ask, why should fog lift?? She so wise, keeper of Fred :-)
813 posted on 03/25/2002 4:56:51 PM PST by habs4ever
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To: palo verde;andysandmikesmom
I am going over to libertarian thing. But I was just wondering if ya think dolphins are special like pigs are. BBL
814 posted on 03/25/2002 4:58:05 PM PST by GoodyBrown
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To: okimhere
lol oki I'm not following her chinese
but didn't she just call herself Sum Dum Cookie
815 posted on 03/25/2002 4:58:15 PM PST by palo verde
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To: Darksheare;palo verde
DS has come to the right place, me thinks :-)
816 posted on 03/25/2002 4:58:17 PM PST by habs4ever
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To: palo verde
Palo, if you checked your email, you'd find that you got my special language bulletin this AM....with all Gran's funny sayings ;-)
817 posted on 03/25/2002 4:59:56 PM PST by habs4ever
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To: habs4ever
You Sum Dum Gai ok...Yu Wong Tu.. Tai Ni Po Ni, No Tai Ass.
818 posted on 03/25/2002 5:02:52 PM PST by grannie9
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To: GoodyBrown
hi cookie
dolphins and whales are humans like us
extra terrestrial tho
(diff form)
they say pigs are smarter than dogs
I've never known one
now I want to
my friends who have pigs as pets love them dearly and let them sleep in bed with them
Love, Palo
819 posted on 03/25/2002 5:03:26 PM PST by palo verde
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To: habs4ever
lol I found your email
it is hysterical
seems our thread has gone bi-lingual
Love, Palo
820 posted on 03/25/2002 5:06:53 PM PST by palo verde
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