Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

-----------------------------------------

Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


TOPICS: Books/Literature; Chit/Chat; Poetry; TV/Movies; The Hobbit Hole
KEYWORDS: 2jmbombadil; allyourprecious; balroghotwings; bearspamandeggs; blowitoutyershorts; breecheese; buffdragons; cartonofspam; cherofthedog; closetsneakers; corinhonestsnaig; corinspamfunkle; corinspamhands; depraveddwarves; dwarfdeodorant; dwarfdiapers; dwarfgaloshes; dwarfkingcorinspam; dwarfspamwiches; dwarftossing; elffriends; elfspam; elvesruleforever; elvishfootfetish; emoryuniversity; endlesschitchat; foolofatook; frododigspipeweed; funklestormhands; fuzzycritters; giddygnadspam; girlyarmor; gnadbelchspam; gnaddwarfhunk; gnadspam; gnadthreadkiller; gollumthegreat; gondorianspamogram; goodbyeoldhole; greeneggsandspam; hobbitschmobbit; holediggingwomen; hotdogsmartypants; itcomesinpints; itsourhagspam; itsourspamnow; jenbneinerspam; jenmcsspam; keeblerelves; khazaddumdedumdum; ksenlovesspam; ksenshamelessspam; ksensneakspam; ksenspamaddict; latenightfunklators; lilspammer; lordoftherings; lordofthespam; lorenahobbit; menareweak; michaeldobbs; midgetporn; namariejensneak; nanowrimosneak; oblivionspam; orclust; otdefunklator; oversneakspamtax; pints; pippintook; pointyelfshoes; politerosespam; precious; preciousparty; preciousspam; rightwingpsychospam; rightwingspamsneak; rightwingsuperspam; rmdbreakfastspam; rmdlembasspam; rmdospam; rosiespamangel; ruthlesssnootyelves; rwrfannyspam; samwisethebrave; scottish; seamusspamfist; sissyelves; skivielessgondorian; smeagingsneakol; smeagolthesupreme; sneakingspam; sneakle; sneakping; sneakses; sneaktaxoverspam; snoots; snowpants; spameggssausagespam; spamfreesneaking; spamisnotprecious; spamminghair; squarehandspampants; stormsneakspamhands; stormspamsneakpants; superstarsmeagol; teasedhair; threadvandals; toking; tolkien; tricksesthieveses; twerentbear; twopantsdupree; velveeeeeeeta; weescarves; whistlinghobbits
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 2,601-2,6202,621-2,6402,641-2,660 ... 48,321-48,323 next last
To: 2Jedismom
I remember once long ago I made snickerdoodles, and hubby said they reminded him of what he'd always thought lembas might be like..............
2,621 posted on 04/16/2002 1:01:08 PM PDT by MozartLover
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2605 | View Replies]

To: Overtaxed;All
Looking bad for doing the Green Dragon this afternoon... Now have a meeting in town at 3:00. Sorry all!
2,622 posted on 04/16/2002 1:07:19 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2610 | View Replies]

To: HairOfTheDog
No Green Dragon? We may have to exile you. ;-)

S'ok with me, I've been busy lately, but now I'm not so overworked. (I am also in a really good mood today since I located some MP3s I've been looking for. You know how hard it is to find songs in Japanese that even anime fans don't know about?)

I hope everyone is in a better mood than earlier? Maybe it's just the weather here, but I feel very cheerful. If you aren't, I can give you quick pick-up suggestions, but they aren't for everyone...

2,623 posted on 04/16/2002 1:58:42 PM PDT by JenB
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2622 | View Replies]

To: JenB
Ahh - There is good company in exile!

I am feeling serious but not blue... Dan and I dug pretty deep into some dusty areas that I hadn't visited in awhile, but we never got around to convicting or acquitting Mr. GK!

Leaving for my meeting in a few minutes... Then need to buy hay and bedding for horses and get that home and unloaded. See you all later after all that!

2,624 posted on 04/16/2002 2:26:20 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2623 | View Replies]

To: 2Jedismom
Lembas like a cookie? Funny - I always pictured lembas looking like little square-cut cornbread. - and yellow.
2,625 posted on 04/16/2002 4:29:56 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2607 | View Replies]

To: HairOfTheDog
I picture lembas as looking like white graham crackers, but tasting more like a sugar cookie.
2,626 posted on 04/16/2002 4:32:35 PM PDT by JenB
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2625 | View Replies]

To: JenB
funnier still.... what is the truth?
2,627 posted on 04/16/2002 4:33:19 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2626 | View Replies]

To: HairOfTheDog
Um... not sure, could you look up and post the relevant text?
2,628 posted on 04/16/2002 4:41:51 PM PDT by JenB
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2627 | View Replies]

To: JenB
First quote:

In the morning, as they were beginning to pack their slender goods, Elves that could speak their tongue came to them and brought them many gifts of food and clothing for the journey. The food was mostly in the form of very thin cakes, made of a meal that was baked a light brown on the outside, and inside was the colour of cream. Gimli took up one of the cakes and looked at it with a doubtful eye.

`Cram,' he said under his breath, as he broke off a crisp corner and nibbled at it. His expression quickly changed, and he ate all the rest of the cake with relish.

`No more, no more!' cried the Elves laughing. `You have eaten enough already for a long day's march.'

`I thought it was only a kind of cram, such as the Dale-men make for journeys in the wild,' said the Dwarf.

`So it is,' they answered. `But we call it lembas or waybread, and it is more strengthening than any food made by Men, and it is more pleasant than cram, by all accounts.'

`Indeed it is,' said Gimli. 'Why it is better than the honey-cakes of the Beornings, and that is great praise, for the Beornings are the best bakers that I know of; but they are none too willing to deal out their cakes to travellers in these days. You are kindly hosts! '

'All the same, we bid you spare the food,' they said. 'Eat little at a time, and only at need. For these things are given to serve you when all else fails. The cakes will keep sweet for many many days, if they are unbroken and left in their leaf-wrappings, as we have brought them. One will keep a traveller on his feet for a day of long labour, even if he be one of the tall Men of Minas Tirith.'


2,629 posted on 04/16/2002 4:47:33 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2628 | View Replies]

To: JenB
Next quote:
'Praised be the bow of Galadriel, and the hand and eye of Legolas! ' said Gimli, as he munched a wafer of lembas. 'That was a mighty shot in the dark, my friend!'
Next quote:
'Low,' said Merry. 'We ran off with nothing but a couple of spare packets of lembas, and left everything else behind.' They looked at what remained of the elven-cakes: broken fragments for about five meagre days, that was all. 'And not a wrap or a blanket,' said Merry. 'We shall be cold tonight, whichever way we go.'

Confusing... it is described as cake and as a wafer.....

2,630 posted on 04/16/2002 4:50:58 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2628 | View Replies]

To: HairOfTheDog
I'm not entirely sure, but I believe that in England, 'cake' can mean something much smaller and thinner than our American conception. Perhaps lembas looks something like a vanilla wafer?
2,631 posted on 04/16/2002 5:24:33 PM PDT by JenB
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2630 | View Replies]

To: JenB
Yeah - it would help to know the British defination of "cakes". Well, a cross between little flat cornbreads and nilla wafers, then, in my head.
2,632 posted on 04/16/2002 5:27:58 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2631 | View Replies]

To: HairOfTheDog
Great! Sounds somehow blad, though... three guesses what I'm eating! I'm afraid my pints a little too non-alcoholic for most denizens of the Green Dragon, but I am one happy Hobbit.

If anyone can think of anything to chat about, I'll be there!

2,633 posted on 04/16/2002 5:30:35 PM PDT by JenB
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2632 | View Replies]

To: JenB
You know - I have just had a sinking spell.. I am going to lay down for an hour and have a nap before pony dinner time.
2,634 posted on 04/16/2002 5:33:14 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2633 | View Replies]

To: JenB; HairOfTheDog
I pictured lembas as being like a sort of thin cookie "bar", about a fourth inch thick, stacked like graham crackers in the mallorn leaf wrappings. Sweet and crumbly, but uniform in consistency, which is why I have a problem with the raisins in this recipe. The color is well described...light gold on the outside, cream colored on the inside.

It sounds so good, I wish I had one right now! Bet they'd be great with a cup of coffee!

2,635 posted on 04/16/2002 6:14:55 PM PDT by 2Jedismom
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2626 | View Replies]

To: 2Jedismom; JenB; Hairofthedog; Bibchr; Overtaxed; Ecurbh
I never noticed this until I took this still, so I thought I'd share. Did you'all know Gandalf had tears in his eyes when he had to refuse Frodo when he was begging him to take the ring? :: snif::


2,636 posted on 04/16/2002 8:33:41 PM PDT by Penny1
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2635 | View Replies]

Oopsie, sorry if that's too big....I still had my screen resolution set really high, so everything looks smaller than it used to, lol
2,637 posted on 04/16/2002 8:43:00 PM PDT by Penny1
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2636 | View Replies]

To: jrherreid
Say hello to Rosie for me too. You might mention that the LOTR personality test says I am Faramir, maybe she will turn out to be -- Rosie Cotton!
2,638 posted on 04/16/2002 9:18:27 PM PDT by Lucius Cornelius Sulla
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2593 | View Replies]

To: HairOfTheDog;OverTaxed
Elves that could speak their tongue came to them and brought them many gifts of food and clothing for the journey.

I had forgotton that most of the Lothlorien elves could not speak the Common Speech. Haldir was a sort of border guard, on duty, watching out for Orcs and Saruman knows what else. No wonder they seemed so stand-offish.

2,639 posted on 04/16/2002 9:29:44 PM PDT by Lucius Cornelius Sulla
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2629 | View Replies]

To: MadIvan;JenB;HairOfTheDog
I'm not entirely sure, but I believe that in England, 'cake' can mean something much smaller and thinner than our American conception. Perhaps lembas looks something like a vanilla wafer?

MadIvan, I know that you are not one of us fans of Professor Tolkien, but could you help us Hobbits out on this?

2,640 posted on 04/16/2002 9:32:55 PM PDT by Lucius Cornelius Sulla
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2631 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 2,601-2,6202,621-2,6402,641-2,660 ... 48,321-48,323 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson