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The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


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To: Corin Stormhands
Some here would debate that...sneaky dwarf...
26,201 posted on 09/18/2002 11:45:21 AM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: Overtaxed
He's going to take it anyway...
26,202 posted on 09/18/2002 11:45:45 AM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: Overtaxed; RosieCotton
Should we let the dwarf have it?

"Let" has nothing to do with it...

26,203 posted on 09/18/2002 11:46:04 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands; Overtaxed
See what I mean?
26,204 posted on 09/18/2002 11:46:08 AM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: Corin Stormhands
Well we just let you have it because you're leaving.
26,205 posted on 09/18/2002 11:47:04 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
If you'd tell the idjits downstairs to get off the phone, I'd be leaving NOW...
26,206 posted on 09/18/2002 11:49:37 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands
My son's French teacher just called. He isn't doing his homework, and he's been telling us he didn't have any!

Hhmm, time to apply le conseil d'éducation to le siège d'apprentissage. French translation courtesy of freetranslation.com.

26,207 posted on 09/18/2002 11:54:04 AM PDT by ksen
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To: ksen
I'd prefer to Donnez un coup de pied son âne.

I can never get freetranslation.com to work I use Babelfish

26,208 posted on 09/18/2002 12:00:36 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands
"Give to a kick its a$$?"

This must be where "all your base are belong to us" got its start. ;^)

26,209 posted on 09/18/2002 12:11:23 PM PDT by ksen
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To: ksen
What I put in was "kick his a$$."

There's something to be said for "loses a lot in the translation."

26,210 posted on 09/18/2002 12:14:50 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands; ksen
My brother and I have spent hours over the last few years playing around with babelfish...trying putting in song lyrics and translating them to, say, Japanese and back. It's highly amusing!

One of the more insteresting translations I've seen was for a Y2K document. I was in Germany at the time, and in preparation for Y2K we were finding out what contigency plans our utility companies (which were actually based in various countries) had in place.

The French power company had a line which translated as something like, "in the event of the loss of computer capability, the man will take charge", meaning systems would be switched to manual. We had a good laugh over that, though..."you the man! Take care of our powah!"

26,211 posted on 09/18/2002 12:19:55 PM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: Corin Stormhands
I got what you meant. I thought the reverse-translation was kind of funny. ;^)
26,212 posted on 09/18/2002 12:21:32 PM PDT by ksen
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To: RosieCotton; ksen
I have a watch that I'm wearing that shows the correct analog time, but the digital has never been correct because we can't read the instructions (printed in eight different languages, one of which is presumably English). The little one likes to push the buttons (because the face lights up), so at the most inopportune times the alarm will go off...

Maybe I should input the instructions into Babelfish.

26,213 posted on 09/18/2002 12:22:35 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands
Maybe I should input the instructions into Babelfish.

Hey, it'd be good for a laugh!

You could always try putting in, say, the Italian instructions and translating to English - maybe that'd make more sense that the supposedly English instructions!

26,214 posted on 09/18/2002 12:28:55 PM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: ksen; RosieCotton
My wife did a short-term missions project in Japan during college. She was playing piano for a church service one night (that was conducted in English). The song leader had written down the hymn numbers and the names.

The first song they sang was (as he had written), "Peace Like a Liver."

I am not making this up.

26,215 posted on 09/18/2002 12:31:23 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: RosieCotton; Corin Stormhands; Overtaxed; HairOfTheDog
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

In French: "Un Anneau pour les gouverner tout, Un Anneau pour les trouver, Un Anneau pour les apporter tout et dans l'obscurité les lie."

Back to english: "A Ring to govern them all, A Ring to find them, A Ring to bring them all and in obscurity secures them."

Hmm, doesn't have quite the same impact.

26,216 posted on 09/18/2002 12:31:34 PM PDT by ksen
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To: RosieCotton
It may just be best to buy a new watch...
26,217 posted on 09/18/2002 12:32:11 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: ksen
You know, over on that "other" forum, you could use that as an object lesson for those who think they've got the exact meaning of a passage...
26,218 posted on 09/18/2002 12:33:42 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands
We used to sing a song whose chorus went, "Glory, I'm saved! Glory, I'm saved!....."

Our pastor had a young boy who would belt out at the top of his lungs, "Gore me, I'm saved!! Gore me, I'm saved!!...."
26,219 posted on 09/18/2002 12:35:55 PM PDT by ksen
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To: ksen
To Korean and back: In order to bring they all inside darkness and they also the low of discovering lok all, one ring governs they, one ring one ring ties they.

Okaaayyyy...

26,220 posted on 09/18/2002 12:37:05 PM PDT by RosieCotton
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