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The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


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To: rightwingreligiousfanatic
that does it! I'm fuming....

Hehehehe....sounds like you need to borrow one of g'nad's axes.

25,461 posted on 09/13/2002 8:12:13 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: rightwingreligiousfanatic; Overtaxed; RosieCotton; Corin Stormhands; HairOfTheDog
Oh boy, Hair is going to regret not being here this morning. She doesn't like missing a good old fashioned elf-bashin' session.
25,462 posted on 09/13/2002 8:13:20 AM PDT by ksen
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To: Overtaxed; ksen; Corin Stormhands; HairOfTheDog; rightwingreligiousfanatic
Where is Hair this morning, I wonder? Did she peek into the Hole, see all the ruckus in here and run away?
25,463 posted on 09/13/2002 8:13:27 AM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: RosieCotton; HairOfTheDog
Did she peek into the Hole, see all the ruckus in here and run away?

"Sir Robin ran away!
He bravely ran away! away! (I did not!)
When danger reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail fled. (I never!)
Brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out!
Bravely taking to the street
He beat a very brave retreat
BRAVEST OF THE BRAVE! SIR ROBIN!" - Monty Python

25,464 posted on 09/13/2002 8:19:26 AM PDT by ksen
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To: Overtaxed; rightwingreligiousfanatic
Hehehehe....sounds like you need to borrow one of g'nad's axes.

Here's one he had lent to Corin:

I'm sure he wouldn't mind if you borrowed it for a few hours.

Oh please, oh please, oh please let this image BEHAVE!

25,465 posted on 09/13/2002 8:20:38 AM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: ksen
They were forced to eat Robin's minstrels...and there was much rejoicing.
25,466 posted on 09/13/2002 8:22:02 AM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: Overtaxed
sounds like you need to borrow one of g'nad's axes.

And I think this is the one called for....


25,467 posted on 09/13/2002 8:26:18 AM PDT by rightwingreligiousfanatic
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To: RosieCotton
Rosie! Why are you posting pics of stuff like that! You're gonna get banned for sure this time!

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Just kidding, the pic is still an axe. ;^)

25,468 posted on 09/13/2002 8:35:13 AM PDT by ksen
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To: rightwingreligiousfanatic
And I think this is the one called for....

Two blades are better than one.

BTW, I know Hair is a big cloak fan, but don't they trip themselves up trying to fight wearing one of those things?

25,469 posted on 09/13/2002 8:35:57 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
A present from the cross-dressing elves. We'll have to see how long he keeps it....
25,470 posted on 09/13/2002 8:38:49 AM PDT by rightwingreligiousfanatic
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To: RosieCotton; ksen; Corin Stormhands; rightwingreligiousfanatic; Sam Cree; All
Where is Hair this morning, I wonder?

You guys are having fun here, and I think I shall join you! - I have been over trying to think great thoughts on little coffee and hoping it comes out coherent.

It is a debate I started really late last night here:

NRA ruled unconstitutional according to Bill Cosby I first entered the thread at 24, after the premise of the post had been shown to be a big mistake.

25,471 posted on 09/13/2002 8:48:59 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: RosieCotton
I do! (And fried or in gumbo or in other dishes, too.)

Hey Rosie, you sure you're not a Southern girl? I wish I could find good okra up here in MA! It is usually with the Chinese foods (what up wit dat?), but it is always sort of icky looking. It has brown spots and is sort of dried up looking, ack, spit! I like the pods small and a nice smooth (ok, hairy) green. Hey maybe that's why hobbits like it, because it's hairy!!

I tried growing some when we lived in NJ. I got about 8-10 pods total because the nights didn't stay warm enough long enought set the blossoms and form the pods. I need a greenhouse; that's the ticket!

25,472 posted on 09/13/2002 8:54:42 AM PDT by SuziQ
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To: Corin Stormhands
Little one was up with cold/cough last night, so I was out at 2:00 a.m. on my way to the drugstore.

Hey, you could have battled me for the precious! It was my first; I'm so excited! Of course no one in the world besides me was on that late. I don't know what it was, but I just wasn't tired. I am now, though!

25,473 posted on 09/13/2002 8:57:06 AM PDT by SuziQ
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To: SuziQ
It was my first; I'm so excited!

I'm glad you waited until you got the ring...

25,474 posted on 09/13/2002 8:59:30 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Overtaxed
"You have to be short to work on that thing!"

Even today, it's helpful to be a small person to work on boats. That thing had "black powder" cannons.

25,475 posted on 09/13/2002 9:00:57 AM PDT by Sam Cree
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To: RosieCotton
My house is built into a hillside (the only level ground is a little strip between the house and the road), so I may never have a garden.

Why not seed a large portion with wildflowers? The folks up the street from us did that and it was just lovely. At the end of the season, I think they just mowed them down and they came up again the following year (assuming they're perennials, of course). That way you don't have to mow the hill during grass growing season. Kills two birds with one stone! You get lots of pretty flowers, and you don't have to balance the mower on the hill.

25,476 posted on 09/13/2002 9:02:14 AM PDT by SuziQ
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To: SuziQ
Hey Rosie, you sure you're not a Southern girl?

Nope! Some parts of the south are OK to visit, but I'll stay here, thanks!

My Mom's family is from Indiana and my grandmother does a lot of cooking that I guess almost qualifies as southern - i.e. biscuits and gravy go with any meal including breakfast, lots o' fried stuff (chicken, okra, etc.), grits, all that stuff.

And then some of my best friends when I was in the military were southern. There was one guy from MS (which isn't LA, but...) who made WONDERFUL gumbo, though he had to tone down the heat a bit for some of us Northerners...he'd make one pot of reallly hot stuff and one mild pot, and I'd usually mix some of each...guess I'm somewhere between tough and sissy when it comes to hot food!

25,477 posted on 09/13/2002 9:02:21 AM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: HairOfTheDog
I gave you a supporting post on that thread. It is not an easy challenge you have taken on.... But it is a necessary one, especially here on FR
25,478 posted on 09/13/2002 9:03:51 AM PDT by rightwingreligiousfanatic
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To: Corin Stormhands
That was my impression too. Sort of like he needed more fiber.

Or new BVDs.
Nothing goes right when your underwear's tight!

25,479 posted on 09/13/2002 9:04:49 AM PDT by SuziQ
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To: SuziQ
I CAN'T mow that hill (unless I get a weedwhacker, which I should - this year I just pulled stuff up by hand or killed them.) It's very steep, which is why I'm thinking tiers. But wildflowers might just work. I should look into that. The guy who lived here before did nothing with the backyard at all, and I followed suit this year, but even though you can't see the weeds and shrubs from the road, *I* see them, and it really bothers me.
25,480 posted on 09/13/2002 9:05:24 AM PDT by RosieCotton
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