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The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


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To: HairOfTheDog
I hope you wrote it down before you forget it!

Forget what? (yeah, I wrote it down!)

19,141 posted on 08/15/2002 7:25:44 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: 2Jedismom
hehehe! I have always poured old coffee on plants, and I scatter the grounds in the yard.

Never have poured sugary drinks on 'em though. Something to keep in mind for emergencies!

I am out of bread for toast. Rats! need to go to the corner grocer. BRB
19,142 posted on 08/15/2002 7:26:14 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: Overtaxed; 2Jedismom
Earthworms like coffee and coffee grounds too.

My Mother-in-law always puts her coffee grounds around her plants. Her hydrangeas are still living. The one I planted in May for the Mrs. isn't...

19,143 posted on 08/15/2002 7:26:46 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: HairOfTheDog
I am out of bread for toast.

The morning drive time DJs in DC (several years ago) used to give that as the weather report.

When it was going to snow, all they would say is "Bread, Milk, Toilet Paper..." and people knew what they meant.

19,144 posted on 08/15/2002 7:28:45 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: HairOfTheDog
I wouldn't pour a sugary drink on an indoor plant, but plain coffee or unsweetened tea, I would!

I don't think a sugary drink would hurt CS's mailbox plant, though...it didn't bother our potted plants. We never saw an ant...
19,145 posted on 08/15/2002 7:32:03 AM PDT by 2Jedismom
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To: Corin Stormhands
Stale beer does good too...Steve's "last beer of the night" used to be at least half full the next morning, so I always poured it in the hanging plants!
19,146 posted on 08/15/2002 7:36:44 AM PDT by 2Jedismom
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To: 2Jedismom; g'nad; Overtaxed; HairOfTheDog
Leftover beer? You mean there is such a thing?
19,147 posted on 08/15/2002 7:42:29 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: 2Jedismom
Sugary drinks go in the compost pile.

What? You actually let beer go stale at your house?

19,148 posted on 08/15/2002 7:43:49 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: HairOfTheDog
If you don't finish it, pour it in a plant. Seems to be the advice of the day.

So I've noticed!

We're lucky this year...have had quite a bit of rain. However, last year was VERY dry. I was in the process of buying my house and therefore staying with my parents, and their well went completely dry. (No need for government water retrictions in rural VT!) I got used to washing my hair in a bowl of bottled / begged-for water. I REALLY appreciated the shower in my new house when I moved in!

I don't advise anyone to bathe in coffee, however, antioxidants or not.

19,149 posted on 08/15/2002 7:46:48 AM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: Corin Stormhands; Overtaxed
Yeah. He'd polish off a 12-pack over the course of the evening, then pass out leaving the last can about half full. (Or half empty, in his mind I would guess!)

First, he'd bolt all the doors really securely from the inside so that nobody could possibly get in, then he'd pass out in his underwear with every light in the house on. Then I'd come in from work about midnight and bang and bang on the doors trying to get in, to no avail. Fortunately he always left the windows wide open.

LOL! This was years ago...long before Matthew was born.
19,150 posted on 08/15/2002 7:49:47 AM PDT by 2Jedismom
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To: 2Jedismom; Overtaxed
Does he know you tell all of his secrets?
19,151 posted on 08/15/2002 7:51:15 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands
LOL! He's very proud that he quit. It's part of his testimony. I was the one that suggested he quit, and that if he didn't, that was ok...but I wasn't bringing a third person into the situation. He quit immediately and has never touched the stuff since.



19,152 posted on 08/15/2002 7:56:12 AM PDT by 2Jedismom
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To: 2Jedismom
LOL! He's very proud that he quit. It's part of his testimony.

Good for him. Good for both of you. He was obviously having more than just a pint or two after work...

19,153 posted on 08/15/2002 8:00:43 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands
Here's a funny little story:

In our family (not saying this is how it should be in every family) Steve and I are very firm already with alcohol consumption. Steve's entire family are alcoholics, either active or "recovering". So, we already tell the boys "We do not drink alcohol." We say this repeatedly, so if they grow up and drink alcohol and become alcoholics or wrap themselves around trees like BOTH of Steve's brothers, well, it's not because we didn't tell them not to drink alcohol!

Here's the funny part. The other day, I had a wound on my hand and was cleaning it with...you guessed it...alcohol! Joshua came in and said "What is that?" and I unthinkingly said "Alcohol". He said "We do not drink alcohol." I laughed but then thought...well, we don't drink this alcohol either and agreed with him!
19,154 posted on 08/15/2002 8:05:20 AM PDT by 2Jedismom
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To: 2Jedismom
I think I've told this here before. My dad was an alcoholic. He eventually quit because he knew it was going to kill him (it's a long story). But because of that, and because the church said "it's a bad thing," I didn't really drink in high school (a couple of binges, then I made a serious commitment to the Lord). I went to a Christian Holiness College, so we didn't drink there either.

When I started volunteering/working on a local Congressional race, well that's just what we did every night. In a weird sense, that's what God used to get me out of a very bad (I call it a cult) church situation (we'll sit down and I'll tell you the whole story at Entmoot).

For a couple of years, I was kinda careless. And when we first got married and lived in DC we had a lot of alcohol. But I made some rules for myself: never drink alone, never drink because I need a drink.

I like beer and I like wine. But I never get to the point of drunk anymore, 'cause after one or two I'm ready for a nap.

But if I went back to work for the college or if I end up in some other ministry type situation where it's frowned upon or not allowed, I wouldn't consider that a major loss.

19,155 posted on 08/15/2002 8:17:04 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: RosieCotton
I don't advise anyone to bathe in coffee, however, antioxidants or not.

Good advice I am sure!

19,156 posted on 08/15/2002 8:18:20 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: Corin Stormhands
I quit when Steve quit. I didn't like it that much anyway and it was just like tossing something in the trash. I never even think about it.

Now I quit smoking in 1985. I smoked 3 packs a day. I nearly had a breakdown when I quit cold turkey. But it's the only way to do it, in my opinion. Nobody was more addicted than I was and I quit. To this day, I long for a cigerette. But I will never touch them again. Every day, I tell myself that.
19,157 posted on 08/15/2002 8:26:04 AM PDT by 2Jedismom
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To: 2Jedismom
You know that I now have this image of you with a beer in one hand, a cigarette in the other all decked out in your mini skirt and stilleto heels...
19,158 posted on 08/15/2002 8:34:10 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: 2Jedismom; HairOfTheDog; Bear_in_RoseBear
Okay, for the opening session at Entmoot, everybody should dress in the style of clothing they wore when they first read The Lord of the Rings.

I'm sure I could find the bell-bottom jeans, but I'm not so sure about the platform shoes. And there is the Polyester Crisis to think about...

19,159 posted on 08/15/2002 8:38:03 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands
LOL! I was 12 years old the first time I read it! I don't even remember what kind of things I wore back then!

I didn't drink beer. I drank cuba libre's (sp?)

When you think of me, think of the 4th of July picture...that's me now and I happiest this way.
19,160 posted on 08/15/2002 8:40:42 AM PDT by 2Jedismom
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