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Missouri man gets trapped INSIDE porta-potty's waste tank forcing firefighters to stage grim rescue
daily mail ^
| July 16,2026
| Elliott force
Posted on 07/16/2026 9:46:01 PM PDT by Morgana
A Missouri man has been rescued after becoming trapped in a porta-potty waste tank, forcing disgusted firefighters cut him free.
The Kansas City Fire Department was called to the scene in central Kansas City at around 11.20am on Tuesday, according to an alert from the Citizen app. Backup including an ambulance were summoned when the severity of the situation became clear.
A video of the rescue, which was recorded by a man named Eddie Bejarano, has garnered millions of views on social media.
Bejarano made a follow-up video explaining that he had gone to pick up eight porta-potty units when he saw that one of them was being used.
He said he knocked on the door and told whoever was inside to hurry up before he heard someone 'playing with the water.' He then heard yelling inside and told the man to get out, and he replied that he could not.
A police officer happened to pass by and asked if Bejarano needed help. He explained the situation and opened the porta-potty for the officer.
'At first we see no one in there. It looked like an empty unit, and then all of a sudden the toilet lid just popped open [and the] dude came out of the toilet ******* wet, filled with poop,' Bejarano said.
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TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: dailymail; depositbottle; drunkenspree; eddiebejarano; elliottforce; missouri; mountaindew; portaplatner
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I have one question, How ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
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posted on
07/16/2026 9:46:01 PM PDT
by
Morgana
To: Morgana
Did his name rhyme with Plaham Gratner?
2
posted on
07/16/2026 9:48:11 PM PDT
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all. )
To: Texas Eagle
He dropped his brand new iPhone 17 from T-Mobile right?
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posted on
07/16/2026 9:58:49 PM PDT
by
Equine1952
(MM1SS SASOBe)
To: Texas Eagle; sport; Steely Tom
I’ve heard of homeless people sleeping in porta potties for safety but not in the crap tank.
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posted on
07/16/2026 9:59:14 PM PDT
by
Morgana
( “Abortion is the ultimate exploitation of women.” — Alice Paul 🇺🇸 )
To: Morgana
And I had always thought that patriotism was the last refuge of the scoundrel.
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posted on
07/16/2026 10:06:11 PM PDT
by
NurdlyPeon
(It is the nature of liberals to pervert whatever they touch.)
To: Morgana
Could’ve been worse. Could’ve found himself in Oakland.
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posted on
07/16/2026 10:18:35 PM PDT
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all. )
To: Morgana
That was a crappy cliffhanger.
You made me click.
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posted on
07/16/2026 11:06:27 PM PDT
by
UnwashedPeasant
(The pandemic we suffer from is not COVID. It is Marxist Democrat Leftism. )
To: Morgana
At least it wasn’t Detroit.
To: Morgana
I have one question, How ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ Just one of those things that happens out of the blue.
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posted on
07/17/2026 3:07:56 AM PDT
by
Sirius Lee
("Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.)
To: Morgana
I have one question, How ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️I know it’s disgusting, but maybe he was huffing.
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posted on
07/17/2026 3:25:54 AM PDT
by
Mark17
(Retired USAF air traffic controller. 🎤 Father of USAF pilot. ✈️ Aviation is in our DNA)
To: Morgana
A video of the rescue,Not interested
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posted on
07/17/2026 3:34:45 AM PDT
by
Hot Tabasco
(She's got freckles on her butt she is nice.)
To: Texas Eagle
Yes, but he was in Misery (Missouri).
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posted on
07/17/2026 4:20:17 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(Duty, Honor, Country - Words to live by.)
To: Morgana
‘At first we see no one in there. It looked like an empty unit, and then all of a sudden the toilet lid just popped open [and the] dude came out of the toilet ******* wet, filled with poop,’ Bejarano said. I guess he wanted to take a swim.
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posted on
07/17/2026 4:27:17 AM PDT
by
kawhill
(Dywedwch wrthym because + Add translation Welsh-English dictionary 'Tell Us')
To: Morgana
Quote of the week:
“At one point, a firefighter said: ‘Lean your head through the hole!’ The man replied: ‘I can’t, dumb f***!’
‘I’m the dumb f*** while [you’re] sitting in a f***ing urinal,’ the firefighter said. “
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posted on
07/17/2026 4:29:23 AM PDT
by
zek157
( )
To: zek157
I LOVE that firefighter’s reply!!!
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posted on
07/17/2026 4:34:32 AM PDT
by
quilterdebbie
(We will endeavor to persevere!)
To: Hot Tabasco
The video gives one a whole new respect for firefighters.
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posted on
07/17/2026 5:21:26 AM PDT
by
Morgana
( “Abortion is the ultimate exploitation of women.” — Alice Paul 🇺🇸 )
To: Morgana
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posted on
07/17/2026 5:21:56 AM PDT
by
joe fonebone
(And the people said NO!! The end.)
To: Morgana
This should put an end to all those “Florida Man” jokes.
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posted on
07/17/2026 5:43:11 AM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(The Demagogic Party is just a collection of violent, rival street gangs.)
To: Morgana
He should’ve taken this opportunity to pleasure himself.
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posted on
07/17/2026 5:44:47 AM PDT
by
MayflowerMadam
( "Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away". - B. Franklin)
To: Morgana
It is unclear how the man became trapped in the porta-potty's waste tank. The only compelling part of the story.
Great reporting, Daily Fail.
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posted on
07/17/2026 5:48:13 AM PDT
by
Drew68
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