Posted on 07/05/2026 1:04:54 PM PDT by Twotone
U.S. — The Transportation Security Administration announced on Thursday that it had officially placed the entire Democratic Party on the No Fly List.
After several Democratic Party members declared that America deserved the 9/11 attacks and Western civilization should be eradicated, TSA leaders stated that they were left with no choice but to add the entire party to the list.
"These people are clearly too violent and unstable to be allowed on commercial jetliners," said TSA official Matthew Kingsley. "At the TSA, we believe that crashing planes into skyscrapers to murder thousands of innocent people is bad. While Democrats' supporters may disagree with that assessment, we have to take these threats seriously."
Democrats were outraged by the decision, calling it an authoritarian threat to democracy. "If I can't board a plane just because I support hijacking planes to murder people, is this even America?" said Congressional Democratic nominee Aber Kawas. "Yes, I want to kill every single person on my flight — is that any reason to not let me on the plane? This decision by TSA is a disgusting, racist attack on the fundamental rights we all hold dear."
At publishing time, the TSA had announced that all Libertarians would be added to the No Fly List as well, but just because they smell bad.
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lol
TOO LATE-—ELAINE CHAO IS ALREADY GONE TO CHINA—THE DAY AFTER McCONNELL WAS PUT INTO HOSPITAL
Kinda funny, BB, but we want this no-fly list to be enacted when they’re OVERSEAS. We don’t want them back. Maybe wait until the next World Economic Forum in Switzerland. When the retards are all settled in there, issue the order.
Democrats were outraged that Transportation Security had officially placed the entire
Democratic Party on the “No Fly List,” calling it an authoritarian threat to democracy.
“If I can’t board a plane just because I support hijacking planes to murder people, is this even America?” said Congressional Democratic nominee Aber Kawas. “Yes, I want to kill every single person on my flight — is that any reason to not let me on the plane? This decision is a disgusting, racist attack on the fundamental rights we all hold dear.”
lol
CHAOS went to Peking?
How is that working out?
I love daydreaming. Great thinkers at the Bee.
Perhaps there could be a “oath of loyalty” that desperate Democrats might sign right at the airport, if they wanna fly. Lists of those who signed, will be published. Those folks will then be targeted for primary-ing by the Communists. The Democrat Civil War moves toward escalation.
OH how I wish this was true. It would mean we can kick them out of the country by bus!
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