[simpson96]

[woodbutcher1963]

She’s wicked smaaarrtt.

[Mariner]

Some people are just stupid.

[Crusher138]

I hope they were small bags...

[Resolute Conservative]

Some judge will dismiss because the police didn’t have cause to stop her (in the judge’s opinion).

[kawhill]

Corrections officers subsequently recovered 28 bags of fentanyl hidden inside her “Virginia,” as the Sheriff colloquially referred to it. Is this story real?

[House Atreides]

Mules are known for their intelligence but SOME MULES ARE REALLY STUPID. This was one really dumb mule.

[Opinionated Blowhard]

Corrections officers subsequently recovered 28 bags of fentanyl hidden inside her "Virginia," as the Sheriff colloquially referred to it.

Better

Than

[Red Badger]

Florida Woman Ping!..............

[Red Badger]

[ConservaTexan]

Virginia is for lovers...and fentanyl.

[Libloather]

Extra carrying compartment. That’s not fair.

[TexasFreeper2009]

probably was making videos complaining about there being no men out there before this.

[Macoozie]

Deputies find 100 . . .

“psst, shhhhh uh no . . . only 28 left”

that’s find 28 bags of Fentanyl.

like the ever-dwindling bags of cash and weed back in the old days.

[Ronaldus Magnus III]

There are quite a few traffic stop videos of drivers calling 911 because they are “afraid of the police.”

Calling for more police, yet you tell the 911 operator that you are afraid of police.

It becomes even more hilarious when the driver calling 911 refuses to exit the vehicle.

The height of hilarity is when the driver calling 911 is also a Sovereign Citizen, American National, Moroccan, etc. The verbal jujitsu / word salad is something to behold.

[muir_redwoods]

Years ago in Connecticut a man was arrested while sitting on a tree stump on a hiking trail completely naked. In addition to the public indecency charge he was cited for concealed carry of a deadly weapon. No further information was provided.

[lee martell]

“Inside her ‘Virginia’ “ LOL!!!

Too prim and proper to use the actual term.
I understand. I too was raised to be a Gentleman and treat Ladies with respect. It’s hard to change old habits.

[frank ballenger]

My late wife had a family friend whose son was frequently in trouble for selling drugs in the late 1970s.

We attended his funeral after he died on an airplane trip when one of the dozens of condoms filled with drugs he swallowed to transport for sale burst open and killed him midflght.

[ConservativeMind]

They could have just popped one while it was in her and saved the rest of the hassle.

Criminals need to start hearing that crime doesn’t pay, and can cost you your life.

Police officers are at the receiving end of some of that death concern, and they are just doing their job.

[wafflehouse]

i hope they checked thoroughly, she probably had a pistol, car keys, iphone and box of tic-tacs in there too

[V_TWIN]