[Libloather]

Nazi is a side gig.

[Sarah Barracuda]

Adolf Jr’s ENTIRE damn life in a lie..but Im seriously tired of Fox News giving that prick round the clock coverage, enough talking about this guy

[rktman]

Not oysterman, liarman.

[Omnivore-Dan]

Disabled? I would think oyster farming would be somewhat physical and captaining a boat can also be quite physical, especially in rough seas. Maybe because he really doesn’t do much oyster farming since his mother is his only customer, and he’s milking veteran’s benefits. He is a disgrace to all veterans.

[llevrok]

Time to place bets on how long until he pulls out of the race.

Listening to his “victory” speech last night, I think the decision has already been made for him

[jonrick46]

"My healthcare ($) gave me freedom"(languid) Platner said at a June 5 rally. "It gave me the freedom to take risks, to start a business and to sink my intellect and my physicality into mastering the skills (being a bum) necessary to make a living on the sea."

[Bernard]

Much confusion; we need to see his income tax returns. Nobody makes up stuff to put on the 1040, after all.

[alternatives?]

“Nazi is a side gig.”

Did he report income from the SPLC?

[frank ballenger]

His making a living on the sea is partially from being captain of a small cruise ship.

https://www.workboat.com/viewpoints/unseaworthiness

[jmaroneps37]

The hits on Herr Platner will get harder and harder. His anal exam is just beginning.

[Hot Tabasco]

$4,800 Platner says he receives through monthly disability payments.

What kind of disability did he suffer to qualify him for that much disability payments? Did he lose a leg?

[bray]

He only sells 5K oysters to his mommy? Is he eating all his profits or does she not even want them?

[chuckee]

“Platner’s 2025 financial disclosures show that he listed “other $5,001” as his annual income from farming oysters...he called himself a “small-town oyster farmer.”
A restaurant owned by Platner’s mother, for instance, is the only customer listed on his financial disclosures as purchasing oysters from him.”

Sounds like he opened a lemonade stand in front of mommy’s house and sells his lemonade to mommy.

[maddog55]

Grok’s prediction: My best prediction: Collins wins narrowly (~50-52% after RCV), but I wouldn’t be shocked by a Platner upset.

[Ex-Con777]

> “I’ve got a couple herniated discs. My shoulder’s a wreck. My knees bother me,” Platner...<

Oh good Lord. How does he even manage to get out of bed in the morning?

I’ll give him a hint…..I get out of bed every morning with those same ailments. I don’t need $160 per day to do it.

EC

[redinIllinois]

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