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Han Yolo wrote "Tests should also reveal that a cow is vastly more reliable, gets better mileage, and has 99.9% uptime than a Jeep Wrangler."

Clark Wilson wrote "Is this true or is it a bum steer?"

Steve Williamson wrote "Mongo knew."


1 posted on 04/23/2026 1:29:56 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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Love my Jeeps and have had one most of my adult life. The big flat windshield of the traditional Jeep design has probably killed more bugs than DDT.


2 posted on 04/23/2026 1:31:36 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack
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Wrangler owner here. I believe it.


3 posted on 04/23/2026 1:33:10 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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This has personal implications, given my size 17 leather kicks.


4 posted on 04/23/2026 1:33:23 PM PDT by alancarp (George Orwell was an optimist.)
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Cows don’t have a flat windshield....


5 posted on 04/23/2026 1:33:29 PM PDT by Paladin2 (YMMV)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

More evidence of Intelligent Design.


6 posted on 04/23/2026 1:33:31 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy
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Maybe that old storybook tale about ‘The Cow Jumped Over The Moon!” was not completely fantasy after all.


7 posted on 04/23/2026 1:34:20 PM PDT by lee martell
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I’d like to see a Jeep Wrangler jump over the moon!


8 posted on 04/23/2026 1:34:22 PM PDT by 9YearLurker
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Guess we should start tiding cows...

How about Cheetahs?


9 posted on 04/23/2026 1:34:23 PM PDT by Jim W N (MAGA "by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ (Jude 3) and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
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I assume this was a gov’t funded study?


12 posted on 04/23/2026 1:37:27 PM PDT by G Larry (Crushing Israel's biggest enemy is upsetting many!)
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Might it not depend on the speed for practical use?


13 posted on 04/23/2026 1:37:32 PM PDT by PeterPrinciple (Thinking Caps are no longer being issued, but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere)
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Hahahahahahaha!

THIS is why I love Free Republic!


15 posted on 04/23/2026 1:38:02 PM PDT by rlmorel (Factio Communistica Sinensis Delenda Est)
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JEEP. Just empty every pocket.


16 posted on 04/23/2026 1:38:30 PM PDT by BOBWADE (God Bless America)
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https://daxstreet.com/cars/250701/10-vehicles-that-were-inspired-by-animals-in-their-design-intentionally-or-by-accident/

10 Vehicles That Were Inspired by Animals in Their Design, Intentionally or by Accident


17 posted on 04/23/2026 1:40:57 PM PDT by PeterPrinciple (Thinking Caps are no longer being issued, but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere)
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Didn’t a cow jump over the moon?


18 posted on 04/23/2026 1:41:40 PM PDT by HandyDandy (“Borders, language and culture.” Michael Savage)
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In other words...


20 posted on 04/23/2026 1:44:01 PM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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You have to admit, cows go up side hill game trails better than a jeep, and they have gas they don’t need it. I’ll admit mounting a CB whip antenna is a challenge on a cow. A jeep kept clean, well they don’t draw flies like a cow. Aerodynamicly , I guess there are arguments to be made both ways. Bottom line dead cow tastes better on the grill.


21 posted on 04/23/2026 1:45:31 PM PDT by Equine1952 (MM1SS SASOB)
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22 posted on 04/23/2026 1:45:57 PM PDT by z3n (Kakistocracy)
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Probably more reliable than the new ones too.


23 posted on 04/23/2026 1:46:52 PM PDT by stevio (Fight until you die!)
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May be true, but when the SHTF happens, you can at least eat the cow.


24 posted on 04/23/2026 1:47:20 PM PDT by omni-scientist
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Plus the cow makes its own gas.


25 posted on 04/23/2026 1:48:12 PM PDT by _longranger81
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