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1 posted on 04/17/2026 12:31:42 PM PDT by V_TWIN
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There must be a lot of Russian immigrants in New York City who can give them pointers on how to recreate the authentic Soviet experience for shoppers.


2 posted on 04/17/2026 12:35:50 PM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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I like number 7.


3 posted on 04/17/2026 12:36:52 PM PDT by ComputerGuy
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Mamdani’s free grocery stores will be like Publix, but without the product quality, cleanliness, or food.


4 posted on 04/17/2026 12:41:15 PM PDT by RoosterRedux (The nocebo effect: Negative expectations and negative thinking lead to negative, unhealthy outcomes.)
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I heard that Mamdani’s store will even offer free beer. He’s already ordered the appropriate signs.


5 posted on 04/17/2026 12:41:31 PM PDT by Leaning Right
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THE BEE NEVER FAILS......


6 posted on 04/17/2026 12:55:52 PM PDT by ridesthemiles (not giving up on TRUMP---EVER)
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1 and 5 are my faves!


7 posted on 04/17/2026 12:59:14 PM PDT by albie
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cart-jackers stealin your free foods?


8 posted on 04/17/2026 1:04:45 PM PDT by griffin (When you have to shoot, SHOOT; don't talk. -Tuco)
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I know it’s Babylon Bee but some of these don’t sounds like jokes.


9 posted on 04/17/2026 1:06:27 PM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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Moscow on the Hudson. 😏


11 posted on 04/17/2026 1:19:38 PM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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10. A hijab stand near the door for those who forgot to bring their own.


12 posted on 04/17/2026 1:39:37 PM PDT by Tell It Right (1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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Is food one of them?


17 posted on 04/17/2026 2:00:10 PM PDT by SkyDancer ( ~ Am Yisrael Chai ~)
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Shoplifters get green stamps


19 posted on 04/17/2026 3:39:27 PM PDT by sopo
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Just like the Soviet store you will have to bring your own containers so the tranny can spit in it before slopping in some botulism contaminated potato water

Enjoy comrade!

21 posted on 04/17/2026 7:27:15 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (The tree accused of killed Sonny Bono was planted.)
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