Get well, Chuck.
1 posted on
03/19/2026 2:08:28 PM PDT by
PROCON
To: PROCON
I have to believe honest…I expected a punchline.
Get well soon!
To: PROCON
The hospital was brought to him.
4 posted on
03/19/2026 2:14:52 PM PDT by
DCBryan1
(Inter arma enim silent leges! - Cicero )
To: PROCON
You mean the medical emergency suffered a Chuck Norris.
Good luck medical emergency, you’ll need it.
7 posted on
03/19/2026 2:16:49 PM PDT by
Jonty30
(I would have been an awesome merchant marine. I can sell convenient store items very well.)
To: PROCON
The hospital is having a Chuck Norris emergency.
9 posted on
03/19/2026 2:17:13 PM PDT by
Sirius Lee
("Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.)
To: PROCON
I ran into him once in awhile in the late 70s early 80s Good times
14 posted on
03/19/2026 2:21:33 PM PDT by
al baby
To: PROCON
In that it was on Kauai, I wonder if he was attacked by a huge flock of ninja feral chickens.
16 posted on
03/19/2026 2:23:45 PM PDT by
yefragetuwrabrumuy
("We come in peace. Don't look too carefully at our menus.")
To: PROCON
This thread did not disappoint.
22 posted on
03/19/2026 2:30:42 PM PDT by
dfwgator
("I am Charlie Kirk!")
To: PROCON
The MRI was warned it better not be wearing any metallic objects when Chuck was admitted.
The Hospital then found they were able to disconnect from the electrical grid after they hooked Chuck up to an EKG.
To: PROCON
I didn’t know Kauai lived on Chuck’s island. I have a place on Kealia Beach just north of Kapaa.
25 posted on
03/19/2026 2:40:49 PM PDT by
Organic Panic
('Was I molested. I think so' - Ashley Biden in response to her father joining her in the show)
To: PROCON
doctors can’t take his blood pressure. He keeps popping the cuff.
28 posted on
03/19/2026 3:06:46 PM PDT by
FredSchwartz
(What ever happened to common sense and simple logic?)
To: PROCON
One doctor tried to give Chuck Norris a prostate exam. That doctor’s nickname is now “Nub”.
33 posted on
03/19/2026 3:47:46 PM PDT by
MikelTackNailer
(simulating wisdom at discount prices.)
To: PROCON
Death is afraid of Chuck Norris ...
35 posted on
03/19/2026 4:02:24 PM PDT by
NorthMountain
(... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
To: PROCON
38 posted on
03/19/2026 4:27:49 PM PDT by
OrangeHoof
("Our property is protected by two pitbulls. They love visitors, especially with marinara or garlic.")
To: PROCON
I heard he was swimming the crater at Kilauea.
39 posted on
03/19/2026 4:52:48 PM PDT by
Rio
To: PROCON
Oh man, not chuck. I hope he’s going to be OK.
40 posted on
03/19/2026 7:44:29 PM PDT by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
To: PROCON
wow, something happened to a somebody. news.
To: PROCON
“I was never really athletic until I was in the service in Korea.”
After he was honorably discharged in 1962, he worked as a file clerk for Northrop Aircraft and applied to be a police officer, but was put on a waitlist. Meanwhile, he opened a martial arts studio, which expanded to a chain, with students including such stars as Bob Barker, Priscilla Presley, Donnie and Marie Osmond, and Steve McQueen, whom he later credited with encouraging him to get into acting.
Norris made his film debut as an uncredited bodyguard in the 1968 movie “The Wrecking Crew,” which included a fight with Dean Martin. He had also crossed paths with Bruce Lee in martial arts circles. Their friendship – sometimes, as sparring partners – led to an iconic faceoff in the 1972 movie “Return of the Dragon,” in which Lee fights and kills Norris’ character in Rome’s Colosseum.
https://www.france24.com/en/americas/20260320-chuck-norris-us-action-movie-star-who-became-an-internet-meme-legend-dies-at-86
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