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Democrats Refuse To Stand As Trump Introduces Jesus
babylonbee.com ^ | Feb 25, 2026

Posted on 02/25/2026 11:06:18 AM PST by V_TWIN

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a night where lawmakers raised eyebrows by remaining glued to their seats throughout the president's State of the Union address, analysts later said the most shocking incident of the night was when Democrats refused to stand as Trump introduced Jesus.

President Trump took a moment during his speech to introduce the literal Son of God sitting in the gallery and recognize Him for being the King of Kings and Lord of Lords, but Democrats sat stubbornly in their chairs and would not offer applause.

"The Son of God is here, folks, let's hear it for Him," Trump said as he addressed the crowd. "He came a long way to be here. He is omnipresent, but we'll give Him credit for it anyway, won't we? There's Jesus. Let's hear it for Jesus. We love Him, don't we, folks?"

The Republicans in the audience and other spectators quickly jumped to their feet and offered an uproarious ovation for Christ, while Democrats sat silent. The president responded with disappointment at the display of disrespect. "Look at the Democrats," he continued. "Do you believe this? They won't stand for Jesus. He's probably too pro-life for them. It's sad. They would probably stand for Muhammad. But he's dead. He didn't come back to life. Only Jesus did that. He's one of a kind, that guy."

At publishing time, Democrats had publicly bashed Trump for violating the separation of church and state by inviting a deity to the U.S. Capitol.


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To: V_TWIN

Honestly, that is NOT sarcasm.


21 posted on 02/25/2026 12:34:55 PM PST by Obadiah
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To: V_TWIN

indeed, some of the D’s would have an allergic attack if Jesus were introduced to them


22 posted on 02/25/2026 12:57:50 PM PST by faithhopecharity ("Politicians aren't born, they're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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To: V_TWIN

Busted by The Bee again!

Took me 3.5 paragraphs.


23 posted on 02/25/2026 1:07:19 PM PST by Uncle Miltie (Suspending my monthly donations until it becomes clear FR is run by and for conservatives.)
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To: sjmjax

They didn’t make themselves look like anything. They are heartless, soulless ghouls.


24 posted on 02/25/2026 1:30:53 PM PST by chickenlips (Neuter your politicians)
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To: No name given

But they’ll be terrified while the rest will be rejoicing. They need to realize this pronto and cut out selling their souls for power they can’t take with them. May God open their eyes before it’s too late.


25 posted on 02/25/2026 1:47:58 PM PST by skr (1 Peter 1:15 - But as he which hath called you is holy, so be ye holy in all manner of conversation)
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To: V_TWIN

Satan Asks Democrats To Tone Down All The Evil
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nnN1a8nNCwA


26 posted on 02/25/2026 2:11:16 PM PST by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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To: V_TWIN
"They would probably stand for Muhammad. But he's dead. He didn't come back to life. Only Jesus did that. He's one of a kind, that guy."

I love how the Bee captures the cadence of Trump so perfectly.

27 posted on 02/25/2026 2:17:43 PM PST by Sirius Lee ("Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.)
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To: No name given

Some willingly and others not so much.


28 posted on 02/25/2026 3:06:12 PM PST by xp38
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To: V_TWIN

I’ve often thought to myself, even if Jesus came down and told them something, Dems would be against it.


29 posted on 02/25/2026 5:29:54 PM PST by simpson96
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To: V_TWIN

Omar and Tlaib would probably give Him the finger.


30 posted on 02/25/2026 7:03:10 PM PST by Some Fat Guy in L.A. (Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite its unfashionability)
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To: V_TWIN

They only stand for Hitler Mao Stalin and Linen posters.


31 posted on 02/26/2026 6:52:17 AM PST by Vaduz (NEVER TRUST A DEMOCRAT)
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