Best Comebacks Any Liberal Nonsense

Original Content | 2/22/2026 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

If you have any incredible comebacks when a liberal spouts its nonsense at you, post your best ones.

This will be a fun thread.

I'll start:

Liberal Spouting Nonsense: "I apologize to all the Kid Rock Americans for my insensitive words. Any rich man should be allowed to live action role play as working class to sell records."

My Succinct Response: "(Bruce Springsteen enters the chat)"

[glennaro]

Laz, another technique that works well when responding is with something completely irrelevant, but clever enough to throw them off a step:

TDS Victim: "Trump is a felon! ... and he's a pedophile!!"
Me: "Well, like Groucho once said: 'Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana."

This usually generates a blank stare ... and often they just leave.

[Bullish]

I would buy I’d have to redact the whole thing.

[CodeToad]

Liberal: “I F&*$%^ HATE....”

American: “Wow, you sound vaccinated.”

Liberal: “I demand respect!!!”

American: “Well, then, that haircut and purple hair color was a bad choice.”

Liberal: “I am not as stupid as I look!!!”

American: “How could you be?”

Liberal Lesbo: “Trans-men are women too!”

American: “Man, I’m starting to think your mother never met your father.”

[CodeToad]

Liberal: “I’M A PROGRESSIVE, DAMMIT!”

American: “Nothing says progress like recycling 200 year old failed political ideas.”

[Publius]

My favorite Groucho-ism: "You're only as old as the woman you're feeling."

At my age that's a happy thought.

[Seaplaner]

My chromosomes are one X and one Y.

My pronouns follow accordingly.

[Vaduz]

Don’t respond to a liberal it’s what they want let their stupidity sink in.

[CodeToad]

Liberal: “So what? I don’t care what people have sex with or who!”

American: “With you family’s loose morals, I am surprised you don’t bark!”

[qam1]

Besides believing men should be allowed to use women’s bathrooms and play in their sports, you haven’t had a new idea since May 1, 1917

[John Milner]

“My body, my choice.”

“You made your choice when you decided to f@ok that man.”

[rodguy911]

TDS=Trump derangement syndrome

TAS= Truth Avoidance Syndrome

[Oorang]

Are you always this stupid or do you save it up for Tuesdays? (or whatever day of the week it happens to be)

[bravo whiskey]

From Emma Banes on youtube

“I envy the people who have never met you.”

[cuz1961]

You say there is no such thing as “ absolute” truth....

Do you believe that to be absolutely true ?

( Snicker )

[cuz1961]

” there is no such thing as absolute truth !”

” Do you believe that’s absolutely true ? “

( Snicker, snicker )

[I-ambush]

Are you saying the best respone is silence?

[wintertime]

Democrat

Oh!....You mean, DemoN-rat?

[Enterprise]

Just calling it like I see it.

[SunkenCiv]

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[Unrepentant VN Vet]

My one and only response ever since 1967: After one brief unbelieving glance I walk away for all time.

(We’d had a string of memorial services for downed pilots and aircrew, I was in a particularly bad mood about wasting my time on idiots and I’m still of that opinion about ‘em.)