Posted on 02/22/2026 10:17:36 AM PST by Lazamataz
If you have any incredible comebacks when a liberal spouts its nonsense at you, post your best ones.
This will be a fun thread.
I'll start:
Liberal Spouting Nonsense: "I apologize to all the Kid Rock Americans for my insensitive words. Any rich man should be allowed to live action role play as working class to sell records."
My Succinct Response: "(Bruce Springsteen enters the chat)"
when someone tells me they identify as this or that, i reply, “I identify as religious royalty. Please address me as “Your Holiness” moving forward. Thank You”
When i argue with climate change loons i ask, “Why haven’t you jumped off a bridge yet?? If you really believe climate change is a problem, why do you remain part of the problem rather than becoming part of the solution?? Every day you wake up and breathe or take a dump, you are destroying the planet you claim to love!!! Please- do the environment a favor and end it all!!”
Do you THINK, or just FEEL?
That's a pretty good one.
When someone says “Hey, wanna try this new ‘vegan’ restaurant?” I say “Sure, if they have meat selections for us non-vegans.”
“No, it’s all vegan.’
“So my meat restaurant offers vegan salads, but your vegetarian restaurant doesn’t offer meat for us meat eaters? Looks like the meat restaurants all doing all the heavy lifting with respect to accommodating people. Your restaurant can’t keep a frozen hamburger patty around? A can of tuna? What’s up with that?”
I don’t get invited out by vegans much. Which is fine with me.
Trans: My brain told me that my body is defective.
Me: Maybe it’s your body telling you that your brain is defective.
I’m rubber anf you’re glue whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you
“”Trans: My brain told me that my body is defective.
Me: Maybe it’s your body telling you that your brain is defective.””
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Even more crucially.... that their soul is defective.
The best response is usually, PROVE IT
You two deserve to be paid for the humor, wit, and intelligence you bring to FR.
“I know You are But what am I?”
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I’ve got some Zingers
Some I’ve used on this forum...
But I Just can’t...
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A Fight you want?
Meet you by the handball court in
5 minutes. If I’m late
Start Without Me.
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Thanks Laz
“I disagree, but I believe that you believe what you’re saying”
Now THATS’ FUNNY Right There!
Homo says what?
Black liberal: We demand reparations!!!
Reality: Up to 50% of all arrivals in the American colonies were white slaves. White slavery existed before the widespread use of African slavery in America.
Numbers ranged from 300,000 up to 1 million. Approximately 388,000 Africans were directly shipped to North America during the trans-Atlantic slave trade.
Pay up bitches.
Oh, sorry; I thought you had something intelligent [or interesting] to say.”
I say we take out the globalists.
Then the liberals will lose their liberalism.
Bingo. Everyone who ever employed me had way more money than I have.
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Well, I haven’t used it but I could.
To borrow from Woody Allen (Annie Hall)
Well, I have to go now, because I’m due back on the planet Earth.
Liberal: “I can’t believe we have a president that is a felon!”
American: “Don’t worry, Clintoon, Obama, and Biden have let office.”
Liberal: “I HATE Orange Man!!!”
American: “Foreigners, liberals, and nutballs usually do!”
Liberal: “I won’t date or sex a MAGA moron!!!”
American: “If anyone asks YOU for sex, don’t be picky, they weren’t!”
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