Texas woman in leather underwear and fishnets allegedly crashed BMW while drunk

New York Post ^ | 2/20/26 | Anna Young

[Libloather]

It’s a fashion felony.

A scantily-clad Texas woman was slapped with cuffs after allegedly smashing her BMW into a fire hydrant while drunk.

The suspected boozy driver — donning black fishnet tights, leather underwear and a skin-tight motorcycle jacket — is seen in wild photos shared by the Harris County Constable Precinct 4 on Friday.

The motorist, who has not been publicly identified, is also wearing open-toe slippers, with her large upper leg tattoo on full display, as she speaks to an officer, the pics show.

Other images showed the banged-up SUV with a busted bumper, flat tires and deployed airbags beside a wrecked curb and pile of dirt at a strip mall near Will Clayton Parkway and Vine Forest Drive.

“A night out should never end in flashing lights and handcuffs,” cops said in a Facebook post, advising drivers to “plan a safe ride home, every time.” The woman was charged with driving while intoxicated, though police did not say when the tipsy bender happened.

But the daring outfit didn’t just turn heads at the scene — it sparked a social media frenzy

[Lovely-Day-For-A-Guinness]

Wow, what an oinker!

Wikipedia ought to update its entry for steatopygia with that image.

[BluH2o]

Isn’t that Jasmine Crockett? ;)

[Kudsman]

What is the word for black cottage cheese?

[maddog55]

Surprised the officer didn’t break out laughing or puking.

[mellow velo]

That's a "skin-tight" motorcycle jacket only because she's the one wearing it.  Odds are, it's at least a size 4XL.  How many cows had to die so she could have that one jacket?!

Her stockings give new meaning to the expression, "50 pounds of potatoes in a 10 pound sack".

[ansel12]

That was some sharp wit there.

[quantim]

A good thing I put the coffee cup down to scroll otherwise my keyboard would be ruined.

[No name given]

What a fat pig, that “lady”!

[No name given]

Unfortunately.

[Mopp4]

As Rodney would say, she’s so fat she has her own zip code.....

[Sirius Lee]

That's a "skin-tight" motorcycle jacket only because she's the one wearing it.

Must have taken an entire herd to make that jacket.

[FLT-bird]

[Hyman Roth]

She’s so fat she got baptized at sea world.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Looks like a bag of Brussel sprouts in the produce section at Walmart. But, I’m sure she’s a very sweet girl. </sarcasm>

[TangoLimaSierra]

Looks like she’s riding half a hippo.

[Vermont Lt]

Oh my….thats a lot of woman.

[ssapro]

What waist?

[shotgun]

EYE BLEACH, STAT!!!

[paulcissa]

She’s why we have “yo mommas so fat” jokes. Disgusting pile of poo.

[EQAndyBuzz]

Quick! eye Wash!