Posted on 02/02/2026 4:21:49 PM PST by BenLurkin
Sure, it’s not turning empty soda cans into airplane parts. But giving new life to the fallen fat is how AlloClae — a glamorous, albeit ghoulish, new advancement in non-surgical cosmetic enhancements — is helping slim centerfolds in NYC and beyond achieve the BBLs and boob jobs of their wildest dreams.
And it’s different from all the other nonsurgical enlargements on the market because, well, it’s reliant on people who’ve kicked the bucket.
If you’re suddenly worried that ticking the organ donor box on your driver’s license could mean you wind up on someone else’s behind in the afterlife, it’s not that simple — the fat can come from full body donations, which are handled in the Empire State by the Associated Medical Schools of New York, which requires a separate, no limitations sign-up.
Donors must be over the age of 18 and devoid of specific medical conditions such as transmittable disease and having undergone an autopsy.
Darren Smith, the board-certified plastic surgeon who performed Stacey’s procedures with AlloClae, explained that the injectable “functions as an off-the-shelf-fat graft.”
“It’s a tremendous asset for patients who are pretty lean, fit and don’t have a lot of fat of their own,” Smith told The Post, adding that the shot comes as a minimally invasive alternative to going under the knife.
“I get a lot of liposuction revision requests from people who underwent the surgery at other practices,” said the doc, president of the New York Regional Society of Plastic Surgeons. “AlloClae is awesome for those too, because the last thing those patients want is more liposuction to harvest fat to fix an area with divots.”
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Free range and organic.
As opposed to Chinese factory-farmed Uigher fat from Temu.
In the movie Good Advice (with Charlie Sheen) his friend Jon Lovitz (as plastic surgeon Barry Sherman) saves body fat to inject it to reshape the buttocks of another. He had reshaped his own wife’s rear end, also.
I think I remember it was an anniversary present and a woman said “That’s so romantic of him.”
My memory may be off as this wasn’t a memorable cinema classic.
bow sicko can people get!?
It is a form of cannibalism.
how about they suck the EBT folk dry first
That was my question, too. In the full article it’s stated that they “strip” the donor fat of its DNA. Maybe that’s it.
FWIW, I now have 4 cadaver discs in my spinal column since they rebuilt it a few years.
I don’t see dead people. I am dead people.
The recipients could get deathly ill from fat embolism, undetected bacterial, viral infections, and surgically induced infections. I don’t want that to happen, but que sera sera.
Best thing, eat a lot of food, get fat, let doc take off enough fat to shape ya’ up. Get to enjoy food and little risk from unknown donor funk. Oh, I forgot, we’re talking about vain women.
Because she IS an A**. Face it folks, people are messed up.
And after the procedure will you be possessed by urges to twerk and fight in Chuck-E-Cheese?
I wonder how much of it is from Uyghers.
Perhaps. Butcan it thrive without dns?
“Will this become a thread about ex wives in the bedroom.?”
Doesn’t everything
🤢🤮😠
Free Range ethically sourced cadaver lard.......
When I was in college I used to work out at a gym frequented by some high-rise iron workers I got to know. They were a bit older, and they said ‘when you get older you will understand that finding a woman with a brain and a heart, who takes pride in keeping herself in shape, is much more important than finding a woman who is voluptuous’. They were absolutely right.
Very.
Creeps.
Most likely.
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