Mysterious UFO-shaped 'Dorito' aircraft spotted over Area 51 as strange military code is heard

Daily Mail ^ | 1-23-26 | Chris Melore

[MarlonRando]

As for the strange radio code picked up on fellow UFO researcher Joerg Arnu's scanner, military personnel at Area 51 were heard using words such as 'pretzel snack,' 'corona pretzel snacks zero with cheese,' 'profile Michelob,' 'Imperial with garlic,' and 'fridge hydrate' to mask what they were saying.

[equaviator]

Doritos are like snowflakes. There is not one chip identical to any other chip. Comparing something like a Dorito to the shape of any military aircraft is just plane dumb.

[AndyJackson]

Dorito was a way to slight, demean and scoff at Russian drones back before the world got taught a huge lesson about how drone warfare had changed the face of warfare and the managerialist DEI Starmer clone fagbots running the US military was utterly unprepared. Derision is the new deflector shield created in information warfare that prevents you from coming to harm from an old fashioned high explosive and shrapnel blast.

[SaveFerris]

These are Nacho UFOs 🛸🛸🛸

😄😜

[equaviator]

[Keyhopper]

Covfefe

[TonyM]

It was looking for Lake Salsa!

[bert]

For the geometry challenged, Dorito shaped means triangular

[VastRWCon]

“””a guy called in from his plane allegedly flying into Area 51 and was shot down.”””

My daughter and I were driving from Baltimore to Fl late one night and heard that guy call in. Later another guy called in claiming gnomes were real. He had a doll house setup where they would sleep during the day, at night he would leave a full opened beer for them, claims the beer was empty every morning. LOL

[drwoof]

In our modern society, such as it is, reference to such outmoded terms like ‘triangular’ apparently confuses too many readers...

[dfwgator]

“It looks like a giant....”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpiP_jN1Pv4

[NavyShoe]

Area 51 doesn’t have secure radios?

[Tunehead54]

L8R! Thanks.

😊😎

[BigFreakinToad]

I don’t think UFO’s leave trails behind them. Maybe it was a Yugo version of a ET craft.

[The Louiswu]

I love Quisp and I can’t find it anymore!: )

[sphinx]

Something mysterious spotted over Area 51?

Must be aliens. No other explanation is possible.

[Licensed-To-Carry]

I really enjoy reading about this weird stuff, but I don't believe a word of it.

It's for entertainment purposes only.

[Reily]

This can’t be discussed without a pic\meme of the Ancient Akien guy. It just wouldn’t be right!

[Reily]

typo

Akien=Alien

I really wish you could go back and edit!

[equaviator]

If they told you where it was they’d have to kill you...with more Quisp!

[Mastador1]

Dorito shaped? Back in my day in school we taught that that shapes was called a triangle.