[MotorCityBuck]

😄👍

[Red Badger]

No dollar bills?.....................

[butlerweave]

Skeletons have to have fun they’re not dead yet , LOL

[gundog]

Hey...that guy’s got a boner!

I’ll show myself out.

[HartleyMBaldwin]

whether it’s suitable for kids walking to school

As if kids ever walk to school these days.

[rlmorel]

I have to admit I would likely laugh if I drove through that neighborhood and seen that, but I do have a twisted sense of humor. My wife can sometimes appreciate it, but just as often, rolls her eyes at me, or shoots me a poisonous glance!

For example, this sign was up the road from me:

I thought the story behind it was both hilarious and sad...

Apparently, the town at the next exit was planning for some future expansion of attractions in the town, they put up the sign on the highway in anticipation, but the economy went south, the town went down the tubes, and the attractions were never built.

So, for years, that blank blue sign with nothing on it except "Attractions - Exit 5" presented itself to curious drivers who wondered why the sign was there with nothing on it.

That's that sad part.

The hilarious part is some prankster saw the opportunity, created a stencil using sticky-backed reflective paper and stuck it on the sign.

I don't care who you are, that's pretty ingenious and funny!

[Blurb2350]

It’s fascinating how Halloween has become such a prominent holiday. When I was a kid, it was just a fun dress-up day for kids, with trick-or-treating and lots of candy — a rare treat back in the day. Now it’s become a major production, as much (or more) for adults as for kids. Do kids even go trick-or-treating any more? Could Halloween overtake Christmas?

[digger48]

Good grief

The Karens get rattled about the silliest thing

[Dr. Sivana]

Why do I get the feeling that a grown up Calvin might be the perp here?

[OldHarbor]

At least they’re not wearing sombreros.

[Mastador1]

So pole dancing is a strip show, not the way I remember strip shows. Some people have no sense of humor and just have to be Karens.

[bk1000]

Should have put some clothes on the spectators, and a garter on the dancer. Otherwise good.

[Buttons12]

I know a young couple, both struggling financially, but they’ve got an extravaganza on their front yard. A check of the Home Depot site finds the 12ft skeleton runs $150. There are skeleton horses, cats, dogs. Antique hearses. A few blocks from my house there’s a house with two giant figures and an easy $3k in other attractions out there.
I don’t understand it, but it seems to be on its way to becoming traditional.
People also string lights for any reason you give ‘em. However, there’s a plank in my own eye, I’ll go steampunk for any reason you give me. No judgment here :)

[JoJo354]

Oh come on pearl clutchers! This is hilarious! Lighten up!

[T.B. Yoits]

Karen’s not upset the skeleton is pole dancing. Karen’s upset that the pole dancer isn’t obese like Karen is.

[Empire_of_Liberty]

Kamala’s lost some weight!

[allendale]

Soon they will give the kids condoms instead of candy.

[alternatives?]

I tell my dentist its his favorite holiday. He keeps track of any new sticky candy coming out.

[lastchance]

That is not risque. If they take their kids to the grocery store those children see more risque there. Don’t people (o.k. women) check themselves anymore before leaving their house? I don’t wanna see yo’ cameltoe!?!?!

[PGR88]