12. Superlaser
Posted on 10/24/2025 9:29:52 AM PDT by V_TWIN
President Donald Trump's project to construct a new grand ballroom at the White House has been grabbing all the headlines, but have you heard about all the amazing features it's going to include?
The Babylon Bee has obtained an exclusive list of things being added to the ballroom:
1. 25-foot ceilings to accommodate Barron: He'll finally be able to stand up straight.
2. Diet Coke fountain: A true sign of luxurious opulence.
3. Ball pit: For the kids, and any administration officials who want to cut loose.
4. UFC octagon: Nothing caps off a beautiful state dinner like watching two men beat each other bloody.
5. Trump dance floor: Where only the Trump dance will be allowed.
6. Full-sized McDonald's: Preparing the finest Big Macs and Quarter Pounders with Cheese.
7. Kid Rock: He'll actually just live there in the corner of the ballroom and perform whenever Trump asks him to.
8. Mechanical bull: All of the fanciest heads of state have them in their palaces.
9. pray-tan booth: Have to reapply after you sweat off your tan on the dance floor.
10. Gold. Lots of gold: Even the gold will be covered in gold.
That ball pit sounds like fun...
I really hope he goes easy on the gold, and doesn’t do another Oval Office tart-up on it.
But then, I did the bolding LOL
“Gold. Lots of gold: Even the gold will be covered in gold.”
I was in the Trump building in Manhattan on 5th Ave many years ago (probably late 90s)
The overwhelming impression was that someone had gone in the lobby with a large tin of gold paint.
Good. I like the Trump dance.
A roller derby track and bringing the Bay Area Bombers back for an exhibition.
Well, this isn’t part of the East Wing, but Obama’s basket ball hoops are still installed at the old tennis courts. He should set it up so the the Washington Generals can get extra practice and finally beat those pesky Harlem Globetrotters.
No McDonalds?
Err…..#6, can’t read!
“6. Full-sized McDonald’s: Preparing the finest Big Macs and Quarter Pounders with Cheese.”
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I love that conservatives have a sense of humor...we can even laugh at ourselves, or at someone we greatly admire.
“the Bay Area Bombers...”
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You just triggered my way back machine my friend.......oh man!
Saturday professional wrestling and then roller derby.
Woo-hoo!!!
That’s the problem with libs....thin-skinned and NO sense of humor.
Only time they laugh is at the expense of whoever they perceive as their enemies......they are not happy people.....and as such, they don’t want anyone else happy either.
Clapping madly. This is the sort of humor I adore.
12. Superlaser
Oh, yesssss!
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