Then the Bedbugs impregnated her
Another day, another sample of the Bee’s brilliant writing!
Dang hummus-eaters!
Israel saved their lives , they had Zero Aid so they were going to be Hostages
Yeh, sure! 😆
noose sounds like a good idea in this case
The Israelis should have kept her loxed her up.
I was surprised it wasn’t a leash
Maybe they put a bagel around her neck and shouted Moose
I think I would be okay with a pastrami sandwich pushed into my face.
Had me going for a bit...
Kinda sounded like Thunberg.
They did not put a noose on her head. At her request, they gave her a nose ring.
i’ve said it before... all gretta needs to do to repair and replenish her reputation is find herself a black boyfriend that stands at least a foot taller than her. she will then become the poster girl for the left again without fail!!
They should have locked her up.
Greta Thunberg young Harris in the making.
I saw the headline and had to check. The Bee gave me a big smile!
First off, no self-respecting Jew would even think about wasting a perfectly good pastrami sandwich on the likes of Greta Thunberg.
As for the bagels, I could kind of see it. I had a great uncle who was part of the ground crews serving bombers in the Army Air Corps during World War II out in the Pacific. My great grandmother, being a good Jewish mother, baked her son some bagels and sent them to him via the post office. Needless to say, by the time they arrived (which was a small miracle by itself), they were so hard that you couldn’t have cut them with a diamonds band saw. After everyone was done laughing about that, someone said “Well, what are we gonna do with these f’ing things?“ Someone else responded, “Drop them on the Japs!“ so they taped these bagels to a bunch of bombs and did, indeed, drop them on the Japs. Family lore has it that the story worked its way up the chain of command until FDR signed some kind of commendation for my great grandmother’s contribution to the war effort. I have yet to see it, so I can’t verify whether that part is a tall tale or the truth, but either way it’s funny as hell. And, yes, I heard my great uncle tell this story himself. 40 years after the war, he was still laughing so hard that he cried.
Sweden has so many beautiful women, but not her.