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Pickleball: Life and Death
American Council on Science and Health ^ | September 11th 2025 | Josh Bloom

Posted on 09/13/2025 4:06:07 PM PDT by Jacquerie

Unless you live under a rock, you're aware that pickleball has become the fastest-growing sport in America, attracting tens of millions of players, especially geezers like me. Sure, injuries are common, if not required. But there are real benefits. Let's explore the madness.

Once you reach a certain age, people you know start checking out faster than at the front desk at a Ramada Inn. It colors your perspective.

Example: while waiting for our turn at the pickleball court (aka the opium den), the geezers (one guy’s 88!) trade the usual banter. But sometimes it veers dark: Like “So… what’s your preferred way of leaving the planet?”

Mine? Serving in a 10–10 game with half a jelly donut stuffed in my mouth.

The game is spreading like gonorrhea in a Burning Man orgy tent. And it’s no accident; data suggests (more or less) that pickleball is more addictive than heroin.

Check out (sorry) the numbers:

About 900,000 people use heroin each year. Between 20 and 48 million people now play pickleball – a fourfold increase in just three years. It's not clear how many are addicted to both. The addiction is so real that it arguably deserves its own DSM diagnosis. Psychiatrists might call it "Pickleball Use Disorder." Players call it Tuesday. One can only appreciate the madness by watching a bunch of idiots sprinting to the court, paddles in hand, despite lightning, thunder, and hailstones the size of canned hams.

Most of the injuries are a result of Dorito-powered slobs whose physical activity over the past 25 years has been limited to rolling over during a power nap. Yes, anyone can play, and it is those "anyones" who give the sport a bad name. Real data backs this up. The most important risk factors are:

Age is unsurprisingly the most important risk factor. Age = poorer balance + osteoporosis; more falls and more serious injuries from the falls. As I mentioned earlier, it's an easy sport to start, and this attracts older people who would never try tennis or basketball.

Will Pickleball Save Your Life? Pickleball vs. doing nothing

There are about 19,000 pickleball-related ER injuries per year in the U.S., mostly among geezers. Compare that with the tens of millions harmed by inactivity-related heart disease, diabetes, and obesity. The game improves heart health, balance, strength, and mental acuity. It's exercise without having to exercise. Two hours go by really fast. So yes, pickleball sends ~19,000 people limping into the ER each year. But inactivity quietly kills 350,000 Americans annually. Gimme the damn paddle.

Bottom Line

Here’s the kicker: the real danger isn’t pickleball — it’s sitting still. Give it a try. Pickleball isn’t necessarily about cheating death; it’s about making it entertaining. Personally, I still hope to go out swinging — paddle in one hand, jelly donut in the other.


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor
KEYWORDS: pickleball
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To: Tax-chick

“ My physical therapist said Pickleball has been great for his industry. So many injuries.”
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Better for the patients going there instead of to the coronary care unit of their local hospital


21 posted on 09/13/2025 6:15:30 PM PDT by House Atreides (I’m now ULTRA-MAGA-PRO-MA)
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To: shelterguy

You certainly are.


22 posted on 09/13/2025 7:34:09 PM PDT by rktman (Destroy America from within? On hold! Enlisted USN 1967 proudly. 🚫💉! 🇮🇱👍! Winning currently!)
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To: House Atreides

There could be a happy medium between “completely sedentary” and “orthopedic trauma.”


23 posted on 09/14/2025 3:21:40 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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