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1 posted on 08/25/2025 6:59:48 PM PDT by simpson96
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Me: “Whoa! Hang on while I put on my catcher’s mitt!”


2 posted on 08/25/2025 7:01:30 PM PDT by Nervous Tick (Hope, as a righteous product of properly aligned Faith, IS in fact a strategy.)
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Need we look?


3 posted on 08/25/2025 7:03:42 PM PDT by Ciaphas Cain
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This belongs in breaking news.


4 posted on 08/25/2025 7:04:03 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is opinion or satire. Or both.)
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That ex-Manager really messed up here. This lady was already in recovery from some unrelated accident, and likely had mobility issues. Then, for him to toss oily chicken, maybe straight from the deep fryer, that changed everything, making him directly liable for her injuries.

He was closing up, not wanting anymore customers period, when what do you know? Somebody walks in with a new order.
He should have posted the signs on the counter “CLOSED”.
She didn’t care how much he rolled his eyes in exasperation. She only wanted her Battered Breasts!


5 posted on 08/25/2025 7:08:09 PM PDT by lee martell
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Do we even need pictures? Who would get into fast food rages of throwing fried chicken?

6 posted on 08/25/2025 7:09:20 PM PDT by Governor Dinwiddie ( O give thanks unto the Lord, for He is gracious, and his mercy endures forever. — Psalm 106)
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It’s Louisiana.

“Throw me something Mister!”


9 posted on 08/25/2025 7:19:22 PM PDT by plain talk
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I’m craving fried chicken now and will welcome with open arms any thrown my way.


10 posted on 08/25/2025 7:19:48 PM PDT by peggybac (“You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality.” - Ayn Rand)
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Well, according to Les Nesbitt chickens can fly.

Oops, those were (frozen) turkeys. 🦃 my boo boo. Close, though.


12 posted on 08/25/2025 7:26:03 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicians aren't born, they're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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On the bright side, chairs were not thrown.


17 posted on 08/25/2025 7:47:59 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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That’s funny, whenever I’ve been to a Popeye’s they don’t even serve ‘hot’ chicken, it’s usually already gone cold.


22 posted on 08/25/2025 8:02:08 PM PDT by Bullish (My tagline ran off with another man, but it's ok---- I wasn't married to it.)
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A tactical error on his part. He should have thrown cold chicken at her.


24 posted on 08/25/2025 8:06:52 PM PDT by fidelis (Ecce Crucem Domini! Fugite partes adversae! Vicit Leo de tribu Juda, Radix David! Alleluia!)
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The manager was wrong. But I can understand his predicament. He’s trying to wrap up business and an unhappy customer is keeping the store open. You know others don’t care what time they close. If the lights are on and a car is in the drive-through, they’ll think they’re open and try to order. Maybe they’ll be told they’re closed but…uh, oh. Another car just pulled up. Can’t back up. Can’t order. Can’t move out until the unhappy customer is dealt with. And here comes another car…


26 posted on 08/25/2025 8:18:10 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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It is a Cajun built eatery and staffed a lot by cajuns. It explains a lot for folks who have been around Morgan City or Houma or Lafayette of Golden Meadow.


27 posted on 08/25/2025 8:34:36 PM PDT by arthurus (| covfefe | n)
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A case of fowl play.


32 posted on 08/25/2025 10:06:45 PM PDT by samkatz
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Let me guess….


34 posted on 08/25/2025 10:08:06 PM PDT by Smellin Salt (AT A POLITICAL )
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So she got the order at the drive-thru window, left, checked the order, came back to the drive-thru window, talked to the staff person at the window, talked to the manager, passed the chicken through the window, and after all that, the chicken was still hot enough to cause 1st-degree burns?

That's some pretty hot chicken. Does Popeye chicken really stay that hot for that long?

36 posted on 08/25/2025 10:23:00 PM PDT by Bernard (Issue an annual budget. And Issue a federal government balance sheet. Let's see what we got.)
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And I thought Waffle House was fun after midnight. This Popeye’s manager has a job waiting for him after Popeye’s cans him


39 posted on 08/26/2025 12:22:32 AM PDT by chuckee
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Popeyes fried chicken hot enough to cause burns? Who are they trying to kid? Perhaps hard enough to break bones but never that hot! Their biscuits could be used as hockey pucks and last a whole season!


40 posted on 08/26/2025 2:15:52 AM PDT by TonyM (Score Event)
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