Well, according to Les Nesbitt chickens can fly.
Oops, those were (frozen) turkeys. 🦃 my boo boo. Close, though.
Les Nessman. Five-time winner of the Buckeye Newshawk Award.
Les Nesman released live turkeys from a helicopter. It was off camera but the humor was real. “As God is my witness, I swear I thought turkeys could fly “. That’s how you know they weren’t frozen. Plus the damage a frozen turkey dropped from 1000 feet would be devastating. The comedy would not have worked.