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A Bear Walked Into an Ice Cream Parlor. The Strawberry Never Had a Chance.
The New York Times ^ | Aug. 22, 2025 | Mark Walker

Posted on 08/24/2025 10:16:05 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum

The black bear, which the authorities named Fuzzy, caused little damage but cleaned out much of the inventory at a popular parlor on south shore of Lake Tahoe.

Early Sunday morning, hours before the first waffle cone of the day was topped with a scoop at an ice cream parlor near the south shore of Lake Tahoe in California, a security guard heard a noise.

At first, he thought it was coming from a dumpster behind the parlor at Camp Richardson, a 128-acre resort in South Lake Tahoe, Calif. But when he aimed his flashlight in the container, it was empty.

Then, as he circled the building in search of the source of the noise, he lifted the beam toward the front window and saw a large black bear staring back at him. The bear was standing behind the counter next to the cash register, as if he were an employee waiting to serve a customer.

At 4:11 a.m., the guard called the El Dorado County Sheriff’s Office. Deputies arrived to find the bear behind the counter in the middle of a taste test.

The bear had slipped through the front door and gone straight for the ice cream, the authorities said. The ice cream parlor at Camp Richardson, about 60 miles south of Reno, Nev., offers 20 flavors and 13 toppings.

They have the classics, of course: vanilla bean, chocolate and strawberry. For the more adventurous, there’s coconut pineapple and strawberry cheesecake. Even green tea.

The bear, which the sheriff’s office nicknamed Fuzzy, sampled as many flavors as it could get its paws on, the authorities said.

Tubs lay overturned, ice cream half eaten, the authorities said. Paw prints stretched across the black-and-white floor like stick stamps.

The deputies startled the bear, which stopped eating but could not find the...

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bear; california; eldorado; eldoradocounty; icecream; laketahoe; southlaketahoe

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1 posted on 08/24/2025 10:16:05 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
The bear had slipped through the front door

So someone left it unlocked? And maybe propped open? It's a shame, because now the bear has become habituated and will need to be dealt with.

2 posted on 08/24/2025 10:20:19 AM PDT by EnderWiggin1970
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Would you rather be alone in a supermarket with a bear or a man?


3 posted on 08/24/2025 10:28:09 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Would you rather be alone in an ice cream parlor with a bear or a man?


4 posted on 08/24/2025 10:28:24 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway
"Would you rather be alone in a supermarket with a bear or a man?"

Whichever one will get an item off the top shelf for me.

5 posted on 08/24/2025 10:29:39 AM PDT by mass55th (“Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.” ― John Wayne)
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To: EnderWiggin1970

A bullet to the bears head would have ended his raiding days.

Bears that acquire names are way to familiar with humans and should be done away with.


6 posted on 08/24/2025 10:29:40 AM PDT by riverrunner
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
"Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair,
Fuzzy wasn't fuzzy,
Was he?"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuzzy-Wuzzy

I see Fuzzy Wuzzy is now considered racially problematic.

7 posted on 08/24/2025 10:31:08 AM PDT by Menehune56 ("Let them hate so long as they fear" (Oderint Dum Metuant), Lucius Accius (170 BC - 86 BC)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Good thing there wasn’t any Rainier Beer around.


8 posted on 08/24/2025 10:33:12 AM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: riverrunner

Bears that develop habits like this are a danger to humans.

There’s only one solution because they have very good, long memories.

Plus this is the time of year for extra vigilance. They eat a LOT for the winter.


9 posted on 08/24/2025 10:33:19 AM PDT by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus….)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Wonder if the bear got a cold headache from eating ice cream too fast.


10 posted on 08/24/2025 10:55:18 AM PDT by DFG
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

60,000 bears in california. That’s nuts


11 posted on 08/24/2025 11:25:24 AM PDT by exnavy (See article IV section 4 of our constitution.)
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To: riverrunner

Nah. They’ll work on capturing and relocating him. There are a LOT of bears in the area, and proper precautions have to be taken at all times. Infields of mine’s young adult son left some item of food in his car. Some are able to open car doors. Bear got in and couldnt get out. It was also in the El Dorado County part of the Tahoe basin. Sheriff shot out the back window to allow the bear to escape. The car was a total loss


12 posted on 08/24/2025 11:52:21 AM PDT by j.havenfarm (24 years on Free Republic, 12/10/24! More than 10,500 replies and still not shutting up!)
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To: DFG
Wonder if the bear got a cold headache from eating ice cream too fast.

lol. Brain freeze!

13 posted on 08/24/2025 11:58:09 AM PDT by Ranxerox
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To: DFG
...Wonder if the bear got a cold headache from eating ice cream too fast.

I know what happens if AOC eats ice cream too fast. . . . Nothing!

14 posted on 08/24/2025 12:14:16 PM PDT by Nateman (Democrats did not strive for fraud friendly voting merely to continue honest elections.)
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To: metmom
Bears that develop habits like this are a danger to humans.

Yes, though you may no want to be the bearer of bad news, the bare fact is that unless a animal has lost its bearings, which is barely possible, the source of a food source as this likely means a return visit.

Hope that puts a smile on your face, by the grace of God.

15 posted on 08/24/2025 12:16:48 PM PDT by daniel1212 (Turn 2 the Lord Jesus who saves damned+destitute sinners on His acct, believe, b baptized+follow HIM)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

A bear walked into an ice cream parlor along with a rabbi, a pole dancing stripper and a DC politician....

I won’t continue because we all heard that one from Judge Smails. A real doozy.


16 posted on 08/24/2025 12:39:11 PM PDT by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
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To: Menehune56

“Here’s to you Fuzzy Wuzzy
And your missus and your kids
Our orders was to break you
And of course we went and did...”


17 posted on 08/24/2025 12:59:29 PM PDT by SMARTY (In politics, stupidity is not a handicap. Napoleon Bonaparte I)
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To: EnderWiggin1970

So he walked in the front door and made himself immediately available to serve customers by going behind the counter. Then he taste-tested a flavor he was most hoping to recommend.

Give the bear a raise!


18 posted on 08/24/2025 1:02:04 PM PDT by 9YearLurker
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To: metmom

Or, humans are a danger to bears who develop habits like this.


19 posted on 08/24/2025 1:03:14 PM PDT by 9YearLurker
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
Tubs lay overturned, ice cream half eaten, the authorities said. Paw prints stretched across the black-and-white floor like stick stamps.

But enough about Nanzi Pelosi's house, let's get back to the story.

20 posted on 08/24/2025 1:05:13 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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