Posted on 08/16/2025 5:05:37 PM PDT by piytar
President Trump, after brokering a peace deal between Congo and Rwanda, found that Doctors Without Borders operating in that war-torn region had discovered a plant that cures all known forms of cancer. The plant is surprisingly common and can be cultivated in any greenhouse. While clinical trials are ongoing, Europe plans to start utilizing the cure within the next few months. The FDA expects to expedite use of the cure, so it should be available in the United States within the next decade or so.
ABC, CBS, NBC, and MSNBC have responded that discovery of this cure will cost many cancer researchers their jobs. They also all agreed that the cure will cause untold harm to the economy because of its impact on the pharmaceutical industry. Nancy Pelosi has already sold off all her holdings in pharmaceutical companies, emphasizing the damage this cure will do to the economy.
The universal opinion of the political experts on theses esteemed networks is that President Trump should immediately be impeached for this action because curing cancer by a President has no basis in the Constitution.
The View in particular was outspoken, with one speaker saying "Trump has again gone beyond his authority as so-called President."
Fox News pundit Tyrus responded saying, "isn't curing cancer a good thing?" He of course was immediately castigated in the media for being a "right wing Nazi."
It's my original work. Had to add the (Parody) because I'd rather not be sued for defamation. But per the rest of your excellent post, there is always some truth in good (hope my article counts) parody/satire.
-PJ
Oh I got it, hence part of my comment was “your excellent post.” Did not take any offense whatsoever.
“President Trump walks on water. MSM: Trump can’t swim!”
>>>>>>>>>>>
Excellent comment, had a good laugh!
MSM: “Trump can’t even swim, forced to walk on water!”
I thought Biden already cured cancer? ;-)
No, Biden cured any extra wealth. He also cured a lot of good will that some may have felt towards others.
Oh yes! I remember that. It was terrible freezing to death back in the ice age of the 70's.
I think we've been being set up for an early demise all our lives.
Well done!
Landfills and oceans will fill with hair from no one taking chemo and more people having haircuts. Millennials will suffer from more Boomers living longer without retiring and freeing up jobs. Where will child laborers find work if people aren’t smoking pot to assist with cancer? Trump is a racist for not curing AIDS for gays, or is that also a straight disease, I can’t remember.
But if there is a cure, then we would have too many old folks!
The Star Trek episode "The Mark of Gideon” is the first one I can recall. is the first one I recall.
Sorry for the glitch/repeated phrase at the end of my comment.
By Trump finding a cure for cancer, a million people (doctors, nurses, billers, janitors in cancer clinics, researchers in labs trying to find cancer cure, companies manufacturing cancer treatment machines & medicines, and funeral homes) are now unemployed.
The Thousand Oncologist March begins at noon. Drop your stethoscopes and be there. We cannot let this monster destroy our careers.
I can see everyone comparing this to AI taking away jobs from everyone.
/Sarcasm
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