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The Worst Opening Lines to Use on Dating Apps—And What to Say Instead
DNYUZ ^ | August 11, 2025 | Staff

Posted on 08/11/2025 1:10:16 PM PDT by Red Badger

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To: Red Badger

"Start Me Up"

(song link)

101 posted on 08/11/2025 7:40:00 PM PDT by Songcraft
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To: Az Joe

So a bit like the guy in Silence of the Lambs? Awesome! Keep at it, Joe! So glad you’ve said all this out loud on the internet.


102 posted on 08/11/2025 7:50:29 PM PDT by FamiliarFace (I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
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To: FamiliarFace

FYI I do threesomes too


103 posted on 08/11/2025 8:07:36 PM PDT by Az Joe (Live free or die)
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To: Az Joe

In your dreams, cuz you don’t get any action in real life!


104 posted on 08/11/2025 8:18:54 PM PDT by FamiliarFace (I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
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To: FamiliarFace

IDK I’m gettin a kinda vibe from you


105 posted on 08/11/2025 8:53:54 PM PDT by Az Joe (Live free or die)
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To: Magnum44

There was a young woman at a prior job of mine who had that meme as a picture in her cube.


106 posted on 08/11/2025 8:56:55 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Az Joe

I think you’re mistaking me for your boyfriend. I bet he’s in to your threesomes.


107 posted on 08/11/2025 8:58:00 PM PDT by FamiliarFace (I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
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To: KingLudd
For Christmas, I asked for a sweater, but I got a screamer.

OK, now *that* was funny.

108 posted on 08/11/2025 8:58:43 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: FamiliarFace

I’m all man darlin


109 posted on 08/11/2025 9:29:07 PM PDT by Az Joe (Live free or die)
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To: Red Badger

ping for later uses


110 posted on 08/11/2025 10:04:27 PM PDT by shoff (Vote Democrat it beats thinking!)
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To: FamiliarFace

You were so flirty


111 posted on 08/11/2025 10:49:00 PM PDT by Az Joe (Live free or die)
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To: fruser1

112 posted on 08/12/2025 5:16:56 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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To: Songcraft

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeZZr_p6vB8


113 posted on 08/12/2025 5:56:08 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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To: Fresh Wind

😁😂🤣😂😁..............................


114 posted on 08/12/2025 6:27:41 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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To: SimpleJack

🙄😏😁.....................


115 posted on 08/12/2025 6:28:59 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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To: 38special

Wanna get jiggy?..................


116 posted on 08/12/2025 6:32:09 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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To: Red Badger

117 posted on 08/12/2025 7:21:16 AM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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To: Red Badger

That one has a whole bunch of bad opening lines in it!   (They were all sweating so much in that video that I bet there were some funky smells in that room when they were shooting the video.)    😎

118 posted on 08/12/2025 12:45:37 PM PDT by Songcraft
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To: Songcraft

118 posts and not a single:

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?......................


119 posted on 08/12/2025 12:53:50 PM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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To: Songcraft

118 posts and not a single:

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?......................


120 posted on 08/12/2025 12:53:50 PM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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