To: Red Badger
(Carnac, holding envelope to forehead): The bravest man in the world.
(opening envelope) Who was the first man to eat an oyster?
2 posted on
08/05/2025 6:43:38 AM PDT by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
To: Red Badger
Finally, a National Holiday that makes sense! Everyone can appreciate the grace, beauty, strength, and excellence of Oyster Yachts,,,,, even if they are British.
3 posted on
08/05/2025 7:14:07 AM PDT by
Segovia
(https://townhall.com/columnists/kevinmccullough/2025/07/06/fossil-fooled-lives-vs-lies-n2659950)
To: Red Badger
I thought you’re supposed to stay away from eating oysters in the months without an R, meaning May, June, July, and August. At least in the US.
5 posted on
08/05/2025 7:20:12 AM PDT by
FamiliarFace
(I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
To: Red Badger
Often experimented with the Thanksgiving Dressing. Once with oysters, okay, when I eat oysters they should be alone.
7 posted on
08/05/2025 7:23:40 AM PDT by
Jolla
To: Red Badger
My grandmother made an oyster stuffing for the Thanksgiving turkey - never tried making it...
I like them but do not love them, like other members of my family who order them constantly.
They are a bit slimy...
8 posted on
08/05/2025 7:26:45 AM PDT by
Bon of Babble
(You Say You Want a Revolutioan?)
To: Red Badger
10 posted on
08/05/2025 7:31:33 AM PDT by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: Red Badger
Used to serve them and clams on half shell at Omni hotels- used to schmuck em to order. Cut myself real bad schucking one one, bled all over dining room floor. Did manage to get pretty good at it after awhile though. Used to eat the leftovers because they couldn’t be sold next day. Had to have “fresh” every day.
13 posted on
08/05/2025 7:48:27 AM PDT by
Bob434
(Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana)
To: Red Badger
15 posted on
08/05/2025 8:08:28 AM PDT by
sauropod
(Make sure Satan has to climb over a lot of Scripture to get to you. John MacArthur Ne supra crepidam)
To: Red Badger
The first person to ever eat a raw oyster had to be really really hungry!!!
19 posted on
08/05/2025 8:31:22 AM PDT by
mcmuffin
(Jan. 20, 2017, Thank God!)
To: Red Badger
I tried, O Red One.
But it looks like no one wants to think about swallowing slimy snot loogies.
Oh well.
23 posted on
08/05/2025 9:13:56 AM PDT by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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