Posted on 08/01/2025 1:23:06 PM PDT by Red Badger
This is both insane and hilarious.
The world is laughing at Victoria.
Jacinta’s world’s first "Machete Amnesty Bins" demonstrate everything that is wrong with place.
I can just imagine criminals lining up to put their machete in a government Amnesty Bin. https://t.co/ziivzYtqrN— Craig Kelly:🇦🇺Foundation for Economic Education (@craigkellyAFEE) July 31, 2025
They already grabbed the guns, now they're taking the machetes!
This is the appropriate response, in case you were wondering 👇
OMG, I thought this was a GAG. Photoshop AI generated😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I swear on God. BUT...Then I saw the ^name attached^ .... I'm shocked but I'm just never surprised.. this is gold— Arthur King (@ak_arthurking) July 31, 2025
The ban goes into effect September 1, but an amnesty period where machetes can be dropped off in these bins will last until November 30.
VIDEO AT LINK...............
You see that penalty?
Lesson: When they take the guns, they'll take the knives too. And if you don't follow the rules like a good citizen you'll be punished accordingly.
And look at this, Jacinta Allen's government has given Victoria Police more power to search you.
With this ban comes an exemption for farm workers.
(Can't wait until farmers have to show their licenses to buy shovels.)
Meanwhile, I have a feeling that the people who like to use machetes to hack people to death (the Victorian government won't dare mention this group) will keep their machetes to hack off limbs.
Good thing there aren't any other objects/tools that people can use to kill and steal ... right??
Keep up the great work, Australia!
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Can they keep their hammers and/or sickles?
Next up:
Toenail clippers..................
They’ll be coming for your “assault” sticks and stones in short order.
Aint gettin mine.
What about Fresh Fruit?
I think they are going to need a bigger bin.
Just say it’s a Muslim ceremonial dagger, no problems.
Banning machetes is like banning guns.
NEVER works.
Heh
Here, have a Snickers
Better?
Have we done Bananas 🍌🍌🍌🍌?
They literally and deliberately imported them over.
"We don't have a border that hordes of Third World barbarians can illegally cross! What are we to do?"
"Buy them plane tickets."
And that's exactly what Australia did.
Oh, I thought somebody was coming at him
with Pfizer / Moderna COVID-19(84) jabs
I say, go get ‘em!!!
Oh you promised you wouldn’t do fruit this week.
Sounds like Aussies are getting ready for a Muzzie takeover much like the UK and EU and maybe even the US.
Don’t forget boomerangs...
Where is the drop off box for sharpened sticks (spears)? Is there a drop off box for trees? How about bricks and rocks (and concealable pebbles}?
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