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UK Muslims Demand Voting Age Be Lowered To 13 So Their Wives Can Vote
The Bee ^ | July 17, 2025 | Staff

Posted on 07/19/2025 9:07:08 AM PDT by Navy Patriot

LONDON — In a protest to make the nation's democratic process more inclusive, Muslims in the United Kingdom marched to demand that the voting age be lowered to 13 so their wives would be able to vote.

Following intense debate on the wisdom and necessity of lowering the voting age in the UK, lawmakers agreed that there could be a case to be made for making it legal for the child brides of the country's millions of Muslim residents to vote in elections.

"Every wife in the UK should have the right to vote, even when they are children," said UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer. "13-year-old Muslim wives across this country should have a say in who takes leadership roles, even though they have basically no say in anything in their households. It's important for our nation to have more and more Muslims voting so we can more speedily progress toward the complete destruction of our way of life."

Child brides of Muslims throughout the United Kingdom were in favor of the change. "I would be thankful to have a vote in something, at least," said one 13-year-old who was forced into marrying a 40-year-old Muslim man. "Under Sharia Law, I'm basically a slave, so having the chance to vote would be nice. Of course, I'll just vote the way my husband tells me to."

At publishing time, new polls factoring in the proposed change in legal voting age showed that the next election cycle in the UK featured a close race between Muhammad, Mohammed, and Muhamad.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


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1 posted on 07/19/2025 9:07:08 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot

Would NOT be satire if they lowered age to eight (8), like Aisha (may piss be upon her name).


2 posted on 07/19/2025 9:08:31 AM PDT by DCBryan1 (Inter arma enim silent leges! - Cicero )
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To: Navy Patriot

Hahaha, what a joke.


3 posted on 07/19/2025 9:12:50 AM PDT by cloudmountain
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To: Navy Patriot

In that case, shouldn’t it be lowered to 7 years old?


4 posted on 07/19/2025 9:24:03 AM PDT by PGR88
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To: Navy Patriot

give goats the right to vote NOW!


5 posted on 07/19/2025 9:31:12 AM PDT by llevrok (Keep buggering on!)
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To: Navy Patriot

In a few years it wont be the Bee running a fake story.


6 posted on 07/19/2025 9:59:01 AM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Navy Patriot

Reminds me of the movie WILD IN THE STREETS(1968) and the short story, “The Day It All Happened, Baby!” by Robert Thom in Esquire Magazine it was based on.


7 posted on 07/19/2025 10:07:46 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar ( )
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To: Navy Patriot

The Bee slides into truth again.

No doubt they do wish that.

But they’d only allow it until they islamify the US, then the tyranny of sharia law will be brutally enforced, as in Afghanistan.


8 posted on 07/19/2025 10:19:49 AM PDT by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus….)
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To: Navy Patriot

Age 13 is very high, it should be lowered to age 9.


9 posted on 07/19/2025 10:34:29 AM PDT by chopperk
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To: Navy Patriot

Nine.

Not 13.

Aisha’s rape by mohammed and all that.


10 posted on 07/19/2025 11:16:26 AM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Angelino97’s 100% anti-Semitic lie: “Settlers tend to be ultra-Orthodox Jews, armed with Uzis.”)
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To: Navy Patriot

Da Bee Stings Again.


11 posted on 07/19/2025 11:17:34 AM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah so shall it be again," )
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