To: Red Badger
To: Red Badger
The descendants of the chipmunk sharks now terrorize my tomato garden…
Greedy, voracious little vermin.
But I’m ready for them this year, they don’t stand a chance…
LOL.
To: Red Badger
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cave shark.
Go away!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Candygram.
You can't fool me! You are that Cave Shark. Go Away!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Door Dash.
Oh boy! :sound of door opening:
Arrrrgh!
5 posted on
06/27/2025 11:49:53 AM PDT by
Harmless Teddy Bear
( Not my circus. Not my monkeys. But I can pick out the clowns at 100 yards.)
To: Red Badger
Notice the subtle heteronormative bias in the report, the assumption that this species of shark had only two genders. Heads may roll at the National Park Service in the next Democrat administration.
If the adults were three to four inches long, how big were the baby sharks?
To: Red Badger
In other paleo news, a dinosaur living fossil was discovered in San Francisco. It was named Pelosiraptor alcoholicus.
11 posted on
06/27/2025 12:30:00 PM PDT by
rfp1234
(E Porcibus Unum)
To: Red Badger
Wouldn’t that make it an OLD shark species, not a new shark species?
13 posted on
06/27/2025 12:36:09 PM PDT by
gitmo
(If your theology doesn’t become your biography, what good is it?)
To: Red Badger
www.nps.gov/macaMake America Caves Again
(Daughter was there just a few weeks ago, saw some card sharks but not this one.)
15 posted on
06/27/2025 1:26:39 PM PDT by
chajin
("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
To: Red Badger
Must be a descendent of the snow sharks that devoured our city’s asphalt last winter.
18 posted on
06/27/2025 2:00:07 PM PDT by
Bratch
To: Red Badger
There was talk of using this shark as the star of “Sharknado 17: Bass-O-Matic”, but the producers realized they were going to need a bigger shark.
21 posted on
06/27/2025 4:00:52 PM PDT by
farm_kid
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