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1 posted on 06/27/2025 11:38:47 AM PDT by Red Badger
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Spelunking sharks


2 posted on 06/27/2025 11:44:37 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy
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The descendants of the chipmunk sharks now terrorize my tomato garden…
Greedy, voracious little vermin.
But I’m ready for them this year, they don’t stand a chance…

LOL.

3 posted on 06/27/2025 11:45:06 AM PDT by GaltAdonis
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Knock knock.

Who's there?

Cave shark.

Go away!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Candygram.

You can't fool me! You are that Cave Shark. Go Away!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Door Dash.

Oh boy! :sound of door opening:

Arrrrgh!

5 posted on 06/27/2025 11:49:53 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear ( Not my circus. Not my monkeys. But I can pick out the clowns at 100 yards.)
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Notice the subtle heteronormative bias in the report, the assumption that this species of shark had only two genders. Heads may roll at the National Park Service in the next Democrat administration.

If the adults were three to four inches long, how big were the baby sharks?

6 posted on 06/27/2025 11:59:18 AM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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In other paleo news, a dinosaur living fossil was discovered in San Francisco. It was named Pelosiraptor alcoholicus.
11 posted on 06/27/2025 12:30:00 PM PDT by rfp1234 (E Porcibus Unum)
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Wouldn’t that make it an OLD shark species, not a new shark species?


13 posted on 06/27/2025 12:36:09 PM PDT by gitmo (If your theology doesn’t become your biography, what good is it?)
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www.nps.gov/maca

Make America Caves Again

(Daughter was there just a few weeks ago, saw some card sharks but not this one.)

15 posted on 06/27/2025 1:26:39 PM PDT by chajin ("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
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Must be a descendent of the snow sharks that devoured our city’s asphalt last winter.


18 posted on 06/27/2025 2:00:07 PM PDT by Bratch
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There was talk of using this shark as the star of “Sharknado 17: Bass-O-Matic”, but the producers realized they were going to need a bigger shark.


21 posted on 06/27/2025 4:00:52 PM PDT by farm_kid (How long do you have to be signed up to be allowed to update your profile?)
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